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Deuce Princess

An arrogant, feminine girl who's post-terrier is a fucking log factory of such immense proportions that it is capable of clogging toilets. Scientists believe such a supernatural shitting phenomenon comes from pent up bitch power being unreleased in immense portions of fecal matter.
Angela: Goodbye, Devin.
Devin: Goodbye...
(Angela closes door)
Devin: ...Deuce Princess.
by Jethro J. Jerkins June 9, 2004
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Clam Deuce

When two women lay down, and interlock legs like scissors and bump clams. A slow jam will be playing with a lit candle nearbye.
Hey Chris, those two chicks on the video are all wrapped up, moaning and groaning rubbing clams together. I see a candle, and hear a lovely slow jam. Well Andrew, my tiny child size friend, that right there is the Clam Deuce. Don't you forget it!
by Rosh507 January 14, 2015
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Drop a deuce

Pulling off a surprise that is most likely shocking; of course this is according to Michael Scott.
"I'm gonna drop a deuce on everyone."
by milkwasabadchoice October 18, 2006
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chunk a deuce

this happens when you take a good shit afer eating
(also see deuce)
Damn guys, i need a magazine or something, i gotta chunk up a deuce.

jeeez Adam turn on the fan, did you chunk a deuce.
by Mrskeez August 29, 2006
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Deuce Nugget

A turd that comes out in small rock shaped form.
"I have to drop a deuce nugget"
"Wow those are pretty big deuce nuggets"
by whassup2ice2 March 27, 2009
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deuce it up

She should have deuce it up before I ATMed her.
by Ajpatta May 3, 2008
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