Dakota

To be fat, ugly, retarded, lazy, gluttonous, bald, bastard, bugger with a lump on his but that lights up rainbow colors.

Look, here comes Dakota. I heard that glowing bulge is a butt plug and I heard it vibrate during class while he was sitting down.

by South American Tundra May 21, 2025

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If you meet someone named Dakota, be their friend INSTANTLY. Dakota’s are kind, caring , and will love you until the day that you die. Even if they don’t tell you, they love you. They will give you handmade items that they took a month to make to show that they love you. They never say if you make them sad, so check up in them every once-in a-while. A Dakota makes you laugh and smile so hard that your face hurts. Dakotas are special (in a good way), but they don’t know it. They go through their own battles, yet somehow they always find time and strength to fight yours, too. Their jokes are literally the best. Their stories are the best. Their friendliness makes you become friends with them instantly. Dakotas are other halves, other siblings… Don’t ever let a Dakota go, they are not something you want to have in your life.

Dakota: It might not be good, but I made something for you.

Me: Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!! *I LOVE it*

by ItIsReallyMe May 25, 2025

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Dakoda is the best, she cares way to much but she dosnt show it. She has a good side but also a bad side you don't see. She's not even a human but her cheeky smile will never fail to show how much she loves you though you mustn't forget to show the same love back she needs attention and cuddles but she will never ask for that. WOW THE WAY SHE TELL PEOPLE WHATS WHAT IS SCARY. Damn tho she's a little shawty. Careful she's block you once you push her to far to many times unless it's in bed then you can push her as far as you want .

"Ughhh I just want dakoda she's such a freak, I'm so jealous he gets to cuddles her all night."
"I know right look at her smile" 😩

by Johnnycash000 October 8, 2025

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Been through he'll tho still serves such a side fears truth when it's her actions brought to light loving by nature soft gentle kind Yet this nymph barmaid will try steal .ore then just your soul or time wrong alot kf the times argues for the sake kaos yet ruled by higher So called power in actual fact these powers principles and deity like cupid are of low choirs a twin flame to the dark angel when to gether flames become fire 🔥

She is Dakota a cats mother yet loves dogs sited to some mother to kittens quite young the way lead by others rule proves but a tool pet belonging to who So owns until roles reverse once again

by Azrael666 November 16, 2025

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