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Caffeine Cuck

Someone who relies on caffeine in the morning in order to wake up/be reasonable; someone who can’t function without caffeine.
I can’t believe this guy uses drugs to wake up. A real caffeine cuck lemme tell ya.
by Djnyancatz June 29, 2021
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Cuck

A cuck is most simply a cuck. It cannot be defined by words, as it encompasses what it means to be human. There are many cuckolds in the world; they can be easily located out in the wilderness. Cuckolds are unfortunately hard to define but easy to find. Usually found with a bitty.
have you seen Hamish? he's a fucking cuckold. I don't know how to explain how I know, but he's a cuckold.
by unga123123 September 9, 2019
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Secondhand cuck

Someone who buys their ex girfriends onlyfans.
That man bought his ex girls onlyfans just to see her get turned out by some homies, what a secondhand cuck.
by jakenbake420 May 26, 2022
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Cuck

Acronym for Can’t Unfuck Cellogg’s Kornflakes.
That guy’s a cuck, his wife’s cheated on him 58 times.”

“Damn.”
by ConradtheUltimate May 1, 2024
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martini cucking

When a bartender prepares your martini by stirring it with his penis instead of using a shaker like a normal goddamn person would.
"Why did James Bond always specify he wanted his martini shaken? Isn't that the correct method of martini mixing?"

"I don't know. Maybe he was the victim of martini cucking once."
by 007gotmartinicucked June 11, 2022
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Cuck Sucker

The art of performing oral sex on a cuck watching his or her partner being pounded by another person
Did you hear about Leiv Shrieber? Turns out he’s a real cuck sucker.
by Leiv Shrieber March 7, 2019
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