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Crystal

Crystal is a funny, calm girl. She probably is dating Malakai, and likes stuffed white bears named Puffy. She loves sports, especially softball.
"Crystal is like in love with Mal!"
"Where is Crystal??"
by JayBird-Jamie March 30, 2022
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Crystal Brain

A person that's so much of an idiot that you could actually see through their brain, and of course there is no brain cells.
John: I just broke your cat's leg for fun!
Miranda: You fucking crystal brain, you're so fucking stupid that everyone, even the stupid know you're stupid
by LoogieSolos April 2, 2022
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Crystal Confetti

A tired bandwagon way for a crystal seller to get rid of all of their non-selling product and low grade material by mixing it all together and adding a few good looking items on top for visual effect. It's like a claw game but the claw just does the clawing so what's the point again?
Oh snap are those your new crystals? Yeah, but it's just crystal confetti so it's whatever.
by Your dadddddy April 8, 2022
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Crystal Clear

Crystal clear is a stand name for the summoner Josephus Joby (JoJo). It ability allows the summoner to distort reality within a 5 metre radius. Power B, Speed A, Range E, Durability A, Precision A, Potential A
Meet my stand 「Crystal Clear」, It has the ability to distort reality within a 5 metre radius, NOW DIE!
by anonymous December 7, 2020
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Crystal

Crystal is a beautiful girl who is good at gymnastics and hates the beach she has a lot of friends two name Matilda and Elise

She is short has blonde hair and her eyes change colour😍
Crystal is beautiful and flexible has lots of friends and hates the beach.
by ...kiddo... December 17, 2020
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Crystal Rock

When you’re having anal sex and right as the man is about to finish, you start to shit, and he ejaculates on the shit, thus creating a crystal rock.
Yo Caitlin, I heard Max gave you a crystal rock last week!
by maxwellkona4 February 26, 2021
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Crystal

An antiquated slang term meaning cat, used in an endearing way to signify importance. Popular in the 70s-90s urban USA.
Would you 'care for my crystals for me? I'll be out of town for a few days. Don't worry about the food, just check in on them once in a while.
by Optiso March 9, 2021
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