crusty cluster 

the act of picking of an old bloody booger and inserting into your shaft while having a boner and then jizzing multiple times and the booger blocks the jizz in the shaft as you wait for 3 days and then get a boner and have anal sex and then as your a about to jizz remove the bloody old booger proceed to jizz with dried up semen

me and my family are making a project of making a crusty cluster

crusty cluster by eminem21 December 30, 2009

crusty rugly 

bare crusty and ugly. like so unattractive in every way that if they even came onto you or looked at you you would stomp their face and then burn your shoes and buy new ones. either that or start crying. they usually think they hot too.

special girl: OMG! TAYLOR LAUTNER IS SO CUTE!
me: ew he are them crusty rugly. you am these paedo.

crusty rugly by lloyyd May 21, 2010

crusty smurf 

a fat bitch who eats a lot of food and builds crust around their mouth

Stop eating the pizza like that you crusty smurf!

crusty smurf by Hot Egyptian December 14, 2010

Crusty Carpet

You ejaculate in a girls pubic hair and let it dry out.

She doesnt wash it for a week.

"hey john, hows your wifes pubes?"
"Last night I gave her a crusty carpet"

"YEAH BOOOOIIIIIII"

Crusty Carpet by Mr. Nips March 4, 2012

Crusty Envelope Sealer 

The act of ejaculating inside ones boxers while worn then forgetting and having your load dry to your thigh. Usually the result of a parental invasion without knocking or late night jerk session.

"Brad, why did you run off last night after we finished dry humping?"

"Oh I just had a Crusty Envelope Sealer I had to open."

Crusty Envelope Sealer by J|nn May 5, 2014

Crusty Chicken Wing 

Typically used as an insult. A crusty chicken wing is given to women's breasts during the period of breast feeding. Women can get a leakage from their nipples which can form a crust around the nipple. The term 'chicken wing' is also added as the breast looks like a chicken wing.

"Damn, marinda has got herself a crusty chicken wing."

Crusty Chicken Wing by Abbieontoast October 13, 2014

crusty bobber

A old dildo that you reuse

I need to find my crusty bobber now!!!

crusty bobber by bathroom bitches December 25, 2014