Crowther kiss

Sloppy, strongbow smelling/tasting kiss given to any unsuspecting person.

Daniel Crowther delivering a sloppy 'Crowther kiss' after several pints of Strongbow to anyone stood within a 2 meter radius. Rest in peace, legend.

by DanCrowther1 June 9, 2011

shiny crown

When a girl puts lip gloss with glitter on and gives head. Thus leaving you with a shiny crown.

Dude i can't get the glitter off!

From where?

My wang!I got a shiny crown yesterday!

by strainedcalvesbingbangbadaboom April 24, 2010

Crowd Sprinkler

When two men each masturbate into one of their hands, go up to a crowd of people and high-five several times, causing their semen to spray onto the unsuspecting victims.

Mark: "Hey Ben, want to go crowd sprinkler those people?"

Ben: "Sure! Meet back here in five minutes."

by baseballer1414 June 5, 2010

Crowen

The couple Cristina/Owen from the fictional hit drama, Grey's Anatomy. The couple deals with PTSD and abortion, also the fact that a woman may or may not want to have children. The characters are portrayed by Sandra Oh (Cristina Yang) and Kevin McKidd (Owen Hunt).

Crowen quote: If you want to appease me, compliment my brain.

Crowen Cristina: I can't breath without you

Crowen Owen: You don't get to toss me aside

by melskim October 2, 2011

counting crows

The best band ever with the best albums ever. Fronted by Adam Duritz.

Perfect blue buildings
Beside the green apple seas
Oh, I wanna get me a little oblivion
Baby
Trying to keep myself
Away from myself and me
Oh, little perfect blue building
I can't keep myself away from me
Oh, little perfect blue building

by Really Bad Poetry April 16, 2005

Crowning the King

I once heard the late George Carlin at a live performance reel off hundreds of witty slang synonyms for masturbation, but his final entry, and the punchline for his entire performance, was,

"Crowning the King."

I thought it was the funniest.

Queen Elizabeth II: Prince Andrew! Prince Andrew! How much longer are you going to be in there?

Prince Andrew: Just a little while longer, Grand Mum.

Queen Elizabeth II: Prince Andrew! You are not endevouring to masturbate in there, are you?

Prince Andrew: Of course not, Grand Mum--I'm Crowning the King!

by Dr Whosis December 20, 2009

crowded pants

A hooker that pretends to be a woman, but you realize later that it is in fact a man.

A friend of mine picked up some love for sale down on Santa Monica Blvd., but it turned out that "she" had crowded pants.

by glender September 19, 2013