Cougar-phelia

Older women prefering younger men of course!

I thought of this word after l seriously have a strong feeling the neighbor boy (30-ish guy) thinks l like him in a lusty way🤣 l do find him appealing because of his Youth but ONLY because l have heavy yard work. I did pay him once to remove a small tree than l thought the dude has a cute young thing at home that has a HoneyDo list l dont need to try and snag some yard help that bad. Hey you bet l would feel peeved at a old neighbor lady trying to take the few hours that l Can get my man to be motivated.

I would like to add l dislike the word l am single by choice and automatically in a Cougar Lady category however l plan on having some Cougar joke fun NOW lol. I think can have the dude hiding in his house all summer probably by wiggling my fingers Hi from my yard in a come hither way🤣Oh my l have wondered maybe l'm wrong and he has a uncomfortable feeling he doesn't understand??? In several yrs since he moved in l can say l talked to them under 10 times? He acts squirrely like somebody has teased him one to many times about the Old Lady next-door having Cougar-phelia🤣l kid you Not!
I have suspicion that the old lady next door has Cougar-phelia!!! Must Beware!
by Anniemonikers💖 June 23, 2022
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Gilf Cougar

A sexy grandma with a tight ass coochie whose shot the fugg out who likes to party, have fun and who has occasional one night stands with men her sons age!
That Gilf Cougar outta pocket!
by Young Boi hunter March 15, 2017
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Cougar high five

When two older women touch their vaginas together.
Hell yeah girlfriend let's do a cougar high five!
by Violent_eddie May 30, 2021
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Cougar high five

The moment when a cougar and another cougar touch the vaginas.
Hey girl I think the way you think let's do a cougar high five.
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cougar snatch

when you recieve a burn from yourself or a jerkoff asshole from a burning match head.
boy 1: " OMG, Josh, you gave me a nasty cougar snatch on my erection! "

boy 2: " Sorry bro, i'm a jerkoff asshole "
by lemonface5 May 17, 2010
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Cougarism

The practice of undergrad people marrying far older women or financial needs (sugar mommy) or sexual intimacy. This is usually illegal but practiced in various parts of the Western Hemisphere and some parts of India.
My mom practices cougarism
by Boom Flex August 09, 2018
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Cougarism

This is the process by which an underaged person marries a far faaar older person for different reasons such as a quick way to make money, sexual intimacy etc. this is illegal in most countries but is still a practice that can be found in many western countries and India.
by Boom Flex August 09, 2018
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