Cougar

-verb, to actively pick up women above the 18-35 age demographic.

English word which must be conjugated in Spanish verb form.

The martini bar on the corner is ripe for 'cougar' tonight.

Come on dude! 'Cougamos' tonight at the bar man!

Past: My little brother 'cougue' for the first time two nights ago.

by vesselsk February 1, 2010

coudared

To begin relaxing; preparing for sleep after a long day while laying in bed. I.e watching tv , reading a book or listening to soothing sounds.

I Coudared Myself To Sleep Last Night

by LaDonJuann February 7, 2018

Cougar

adj. Means anything you want it to. You can use it as a substitute for any of your favorite insults or cursewords, without the person your insulting having any idea of what your actually calling them out on. Often used to describe a person who's a tool.

A gougar is a goofy cougar.

1. Chris ate all the fig newtons, what a cougar.
2. Andy likes men...that cougar!

by slut slayer July 31, 2008

Condarmed

To be equipped with a condom. Usually as a precaution for the possibility of a sexual encounter, even when no such situation is immediately or obviously forthcoming.

1.
Bob: Man, I totally hooked up with Betty at that party last night. Luckily I was condarmed, or she would never have let me do anything.

2.
Jack: Dude, I bumped into Jill in the street the other night. We would totally have hit it off, but I didn't have any protection...
John: Unlucky mate... You should've been condarmed when you went out, so if stuff happens it's never a problem.

by Jovian09 June 23, 2009

Cougar Spear

It is what a young man would call his penis after having sex with a woman over the age of 40. You would use your Cougar Spear when in the process of a Cougar Hunt.

I totally wrecked your mom with my Cougar spear.

by Dr. Hammersnatch September 11, 2009

Cougarhawk Inning

When your softball team gives up atleast 7 runs in 1 inning and your team isn't capable of coming out of the slump.

Away Team: Holy Crap we just loaded the bases and scored 6 runs and we have only 1 out and our batter has a 3-0 count.

Home Team: Looks like we are having a Cougarhawk Inning......

by Nine-Pins July 4, 2010

cougar snatch

when you recieve a burn from yourself or a jerkoff asshole from a burning match head.

boy 1: " OMG, Josh, you gave me a nasty cougar snatch on my erection! "

boy 2: " Sorry bro, i'm a jerkoff asshole "

by lemonface5 May 17, 2010