GTA cop 

Somebody who calls the cops when you barely tap them or their car. See crybaby and snowflake

P1: I got into this fender bender and the little shit called the cops
P2: Dude they're such a GTA cop

GTA cop by fuck off nosy ass prick April 12, 2021

Samurai Cop 

One of the greatest action films of all time about a skillful Cop who was trained by the masters in Japan and speaks fluent Japanese

Friend: "Dude have you seen Samurai Cop? That movie is a classic!"

Dude: "What are you talking about that movie was-"

Friend: "ONE OF THE GREATEST MOVIES OF ALL TIME!!"

Dude: "Your definitely High my friend'

FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION

A SPECIAL CLIP FROM SAMURAI COP

Henchman: "They call him Samurai, he speaks fluent Japanese.."

Samurai Cop: "Are you, Fuj- Fujiyama?"

Nurse: "Would you like to go out with me?"
Samurai Cop: "Uh uh yes I would"
Black Cop: 😐
Nurse: "Would you like to fuck me??"
Samurai Cop:😳
Black Cop:

Samurai Cop by KineticDefiner August 3, 2021

Vibe Cop 

A person who takes it upon themself to police open discussion based on their interpretation of the vibes, either in-person or online, such as a twitter thread. If at any point a participant in a conversation is mildly awkward or not perfectly matching the arbitrary social energy, the vibe cop will make it his mission to grandiosely shame that person until they leave the social setting, often ruining the vibes by doing so anyway.

Person 1: Did you see how Jared dealt with that new guy? He brought up Eminem while we were talking about J Cole's new album, and Jared embarrassed and grilled his ass in front of everybody until he got up and left.

Person 2: Yeah, Jared's a real Vibe Cop. Plus like everyone left right after that, he killed the vibes he swore to protect.

Vibe Cop by Vibe Sheriff November 16, 2022

obstruction of cop

A crime a (bad) cop charges you because they believe the presence of a badge means that all civilians must comply with all of said cop's orders. Legally, this is not obstruction of a police officer, as that requires the order to be lawful, hence differentiating obstruction of a police officer from obstruction of cop.

Cst. O'Pig: I said GIVE ME YOUR ID
Anonymous Person: I am not legally required to, by the 4th Amendment.
Cst. O'Pig: I'll have to arrest you
A. Person: You can't do that, what for?
Cst O'Pig: Obstruction of a police officer
A. Person: That's not obstruction of a police officer, that's obstruction of cop

obstruction of cop by Stickololo April 11, 2020

Jim the Cop'd 

When someone is chugging a beverage (usually alcoholic) and it spills down the side of his/her face.

This term was coined by "Zane Lamprey" on the show "Three Sheets" shown on the MojoHD Channel during the New Years Special 12/31/2007.

Dude, you totally just Jim the Cop'd all over yourself!

Jim the Cop'd by Llamaboy01 January 12, 2008

Homo Cop 

1. A Homo Cop, Is A Police Officer Who When Frisking You Trys To Get Extra Feels On A Males Private Parts,

2. When Taking You To The Police Station Always Wants To Strip Search The Males They Arrested To Look At There Penis

3. Police Officer Looks At Your Penis More Than Your Face.

4. They Just Join The Police Force So They Can Sexually Assault So Called Criminals

Detective Smith Is A Homo Cop, He Smiles When He Strip Searched Me And Had Is His Eyes Glued On My Penis The Whole Time With A Devils Grin

Noun

Homo Cop by Morg Parks December 29, 2010

Kodak Cop 

A Kodak Cop is a roadside speed camera, usually manned by a policeman.

My mate stuck his ass out of the window as we sped past the Kodak Cop.

Kodak Cop by Bad Robot January 4, 2010