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cooter bruiser

The nose or snout of a dog, typically medium to large breed, especially one of said dog that particularly enjoys ramming its nose into someone's, ideally a woman's, crotch.
Katelin, "Your German shepherd has a huge cooter bruiser."
by Marc Twang March 4, 2019
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Costco Cooter

When a woman puts a costco hotdog inside of herself and her partner tries to find it.
I love eating her costco cooter
by Costco Cooter June 9, 2024
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tooter in the cooter

If you enjoy ass play but still want to bang your lady at the same time, Tooter in the cooter is the perfect mash-up. This eccentric act is complex to perform, but exciting and rewarding when done right. A large dildo is inserted into the mans ass with little to no lube (depth will vary on the amount of anal meat he wants to present) and then aggressively rips it out of his ass. This will cause anal prolaspe, or pink socking for the non-nedical types.

The man then pushes his ass meat into the pussy like it was his dick and bangs away. As an added twist he can jerk off at the same time which heightens the experience for both partners.
At the Pruden poker party Will brought up the new sex position he had tried a couple of weeks ago with the crackwhore down the street. Immediately after Bryan and Amy felt inspired to try the tooter in the cooter.
by Go Balls Deep1 December 2, 2023
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Boot cut cooter

A boot cut cooter is when she’s ran thru and she isn’t tight only wider . Just like boot cut
Rebecca says: Drinking ain’t cute.

Johnny says: neither is that boot cut cooter you got honey stfu
by BigCoochieDestroyer November 24, 2024
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country cooter

The worst country asshole to have a lifted truck with a small penis with a whole can of dip in his mouth to want gum cancer with a stack in the bed to fuck his sister from Kentucky
That ole country cooter tried sellin me a new car
by Country Cooter May 15, 2018
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Cooter Wacker

referring to the vagina (noun)
Can emily, can I see that cooter wacker?
by weedwhacker13 December 14, 2024
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Cooter Moocher

The eating out of a vagina.
Here's a free "Cooter Moocher" pass card honey, for whenever you'd like. I don't even mind if it's right when we're picking up Duggy from Camp K-9, I'm sure he'd love to join in too!
by okpank March 8, 2011
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