coon clit frisbee fuck

I don’t even fucking know bro this is the shit

Shut the fuck up kyle, stop being a fuckin coon clit frisbee fuck.

by Fagotfuckerclitdaddy December 09, 2020

don't kick yer coon dog

Colloqialism from the American South, literally means don't bit the hand that feeds you.

BILLY: God damn, woman! Old man Winter's makin' me work on the weekend ho'ing his damn soil!
SUSIE: Well is he payin' you that there overtime?
BILLY: Yeah. So?
SUSIE: So shut yer trap and put on yer work boots for an extra day's pay! We need to get little Billy new shoes and our roof busted a hole again!
BILLY: Aw, Susie-
SUSIE: I said shut it! Don't kick yer coon dog!

by HelenHar December 08, 2007

Stinky pan faced corn coon

A very stinky, pan faced person of Mexican descent

Salma Hayek is a stinky pan faced corn coon

by Gobshmackle October 19, 2021

happier than a 'coon in a roastner patch

happier than a racoon in a patch of roasted corn; extremely happy (appalachian)

He's happier than a 'coon in a roastner patch

by @ibreiden May 06, 2016

you're hotter than a coon dog on a fresh track

Your so good looking that you make a person's Hart rase and howl as is they were a hunting hound on a fresh animal track

Damn girl you're hotter than a coon dog on a fresh track

by Jonnyblow December 19, 2016

coon top

The forward combed hair of the wiley Afro-American male mimicking the brim of a baseball cap.

Hey coon top

by fluvio March 07, 2011

coon platoon

a group of black people who are doing nothing wrong and are just existing. Used as a hateful term.

Tyrone- hi wanna each lunch with us?
Tony-NO. I DON'T WANNA JOIN YOUR COON PLATOON

by NewJigger June 06, 2023