cookies and creaming

When you cookies and cream yourself you are sexually pleased but also very afraid so you simultaneously jizz and shit your pants at the same time

Oh my god Brenda is wearing those booty shorts and carrying a strap-on, man I think I think I am cookies and creaming

by Armincreamedhispants November 10, 2015

Cock cookie

Cock cookie is a girl that lets guys constantly cum inside her cookie (pussy).

Donny: Jessica has a weird smelling pussy. I'm starting to suspect that she's with random dudes all the time.

Jared: The boys don't call her a Cock Cookie for nothing.

by Box Worm November 25, 2019

Shookie Cookie

Kelli said it once and no one knew what she was talking about.

Kelli: Shookie Cookie

Everyone else: huh?

by Fibgo December 8, 2019

Lemon Cookie

An endearing nickname for someone who is both sweet and sour, the appropriate ratio should be 70/30. They can be one of the sweetest people you know. Watch out for the sour kick, it tends to come on unexpectedly. The sour bite will make you want to pucker up, wake you up, and add that extra spice to your life! A person who is very adorable. They are usually tall, strong, and very compassionate. They give the best hugs ever, and possess a smile that makes your heart pound. They are by far the nicest people anyone could ever know. If you meet one, keep them close.

Are you dating a Lemon Cookie?
Yes- Good! Keep them forever!
No- You probably should get on that!!!

I dare you to take a bite!

I met this Lemon Cookie the other day and just can't get enough!

by Ska-ttz Ez May 16, 2019

Cookie Cunts

How you would describe an angry pack of Girl Scouts who burned your house to the ground because you refused to buy their cookies.

Maybe I should of bought a couple of boxes from the cookie cunts because now I have nowhere to live.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

berners cookies

A weed,marijuana or bud strian made by a famous rapper

have you smoked berners cookies yet ,it got me high as fuck

by High times April 19, 2017

cookie shart

a shart is an unintentional fart and you shit. A cookie Shart is a circular remnant left in your panties that looks like a mound of cookie dough.

I was doing Sydney's laundry and I found a cookie shart in her panties, no more pinto beans for her. My grandpa is in the nursing home and they kindly call his "mistakes" cookie shart pounds, as he was embarassed but they said no Grandpa Grant, you are ok, its just a cookie shart.

by raidernurse June 6, 2017