epic collapse

what the new york giants do against the phillidelphia eagles

the giants suffered an epic collapse in the 4th quarter againts the eagles giving up 28 unanswered points

by tikibobby December 20, 2010

Silk collar

You know blue collar, white collar. Silk collar is when Westerners, typically Americans, move to Asia for work and better opportunities. The term was first used by silkcollar.com staffing agency.

"I've been blue collar, white collar, and when the US economy crashed, I'm rocking silk collar here in China"
"I couldn't get any decent job after college so I moved to China for a silk collar job, teaching English"

by silkcollar October 24, 2013

hot collar

when you cum on a person's neck/chest/chin. similar to a pearl necklace. see pearl necklace for optional definition.

I flipped her over and gave her a hot collar

by Spartacus cumacus January 4, 2020

crooked collarbones

a more discreet way of telling someone you have an eating disorder (mostly used by people that suffer from anorexia or bulimia).
sometimes, if you get very thin or lose a drastic amount of weight, you'll see that most people's collarbones are a bit crooked. something you won't notice on non-thin people.

may sound stupid if the person you're talking to doesn't know this, but it can help just trying to say it out loud more discreetly in the beginning.

person 1 : "hey are you okay? you don't seem very well.."
person 2 : "uhm.. i have crooked collarbones."
person 1 : "oh.."

by alitair March 22, 2021

Cod Collar

When having sex using just the penis tip to enter the vagina. This causes the lips of the vagina to create a collar around the tip of the penis hence the name cod collar.

I meet this girl at the bar and gave her the cod collar.

by TheAbsurdistShow June 26, 2021

Will the economy collapse soon?

UD Jews, I’ve been having a feeling that something bad and really big might happen soon. I’m not imagining things, am I?

I wonder what will happen

Will the economy collapse soon?

by Death Menace December 12, 2022

collapsed soufflé

1. (n.) The sides of a fat woman that are compressed by pants so badly that skin and fat pours over the sides of the pants, looking like a collapsed soufflé.

Note: This is a more severe condition than a muffin top in that even moderately heavy girls can get a bit "muffiny", but only genuinely obese women can have a collapsed soufflé.

2. (n.) The skin of a woman's stomach after pregnancy, when it looks deflated and wrinkly, like a collapsed soufflé.

This condition may also affect other parts of the body after liposuction.

Kat: Hey Jenny, I guess you turned the oven off too early.

Jenny: What ever do you mean by that?

Kat: You totally have a collapsed soufflé.

- or -

Kat: Aw, Brenda, your baby is so cute.

Brenda: Whatever, that little ass gave me the worst case of collapsed soufflé!

Kat: Yeah he did. I think it's dragging on the floor. ::throws up::

- or -

Doctor: Who the hell was eating dessert in my OR?!

Nurse: Um, doctor, that's the patient.

Doctor: By god she's fat.

- or -

French Chef: Bon! My finest soufflé is finally ready for le "prime time"!

Oaf Busboy: ::knocks into table::

Soufflé: ::collapses::

French Chef: You oaf! Get ze hell out of my kitchen!

Oaf Busboy: Fuck you, chef! That thing looks like your mother's hips!

by scorpionmintred March 18, 2010