Phat Colin

Phat Colin is the ultimate being of the universe. His speciality is creating vast amounts of amazing food. Hiding amount the humans in his human form he always takes four people to become his right hand, left hand, right leg, and left leg man. He has been through out many points in history like becoming a pharoh, a Mongolian warlord, and one of the biggest mafia bosses in history. Phat Colin now resides as a stoner high school kid with no respect for the system.

Person 1: Have you heard the word of Phat Colin?
Person 2: Of course I have.

by King Chrome December 13, 2019

Colin

a unit used for measuring the amount of moons a planet has
a Colin is worth 82 moons

Jupiter has about 52 moons, or 0.63414634146 Colin

by Human.cs May 11, 2022

Colins girl

A girlfriend who after you date undergoes the process of becoming a man

Boy 1: I just broke up with Sarah after 6 months dude
Boy 2: Isn’t she a full grown man now?
Boy 1: Yeah she’s such a Colins girl

by PogRider7 April 22, 2022

Colin

A Colin is a person who opens your eyes to the universe when you're feeling lost. He is a warrior who knows the way cause he paved it himself, a resilient guy that takes lemons and squeezes them in life's eyes. Go find yourself a Colin to go on some life changing adventures.

Mo: Hey man, I've been feeling so down in the dumps
Jad: Dude you need to get yourself a Colin to show you the way

by FarAltec8250 July 21, 2024

Colin

Someone that thinks that he has lots of friends but will never have the self confidence to say that he's lonely.

Fuck you Colin

by zombie365 July 5, 2017

colin

an ugly fatass you hates everyone has a big cock and no one like him. he is annoying as fuck and looks like a broken down ford from 1972.

1. Have you seen colin?

2. Oh that fatass.

by Skbidifuck December 6, 2023

Colin

Such a Colin...
Meaning small in the genital area, lacking in hair and generally only attractive to similar homosexuals.
Scared of orangutans due to their dominant manly nature.

That Colin took a right pounding by that hobo...

by Oranguman February 1, 2017