Clarking

The act of stuffing ones testicles in their own anus then farting them out.

Everything was going fine till they started clarking.

by All Bets Hedged June 26, 2020

Clarke's Law

In a similar vein to Godwin's Law, Clarke's Law dictates that somehow, someway, pedophiles will inevitably be brought up in an online argument. Often a form of simultaneously deflecting and projecting.

Thomas: Here is a picture of me holding my wife in bed.
Mavis: Ewww, she looks like a baby this is so odddddd...
Eric: Clarke's Law, you lose

by BangarangTwist June 1, 2025

Clark Belly

One's stomach that protrudes to a great distance, far exceeding that of a "beer belly"

Dude why do you have such a clark belly.

by BigL August 11, 2012

Clark

A chill girl who doesn't give herself enough credit; anyone that spends time with her will be dying from laughter at the end. Even though she can be very weird and quirky, she’ll be your ride or die in any situation. She's the type of girl who will one day make a great teacher. She’s the kindest and most genuine person you’ll ever meet, no matter what anyone else says about her. The people that call her a "toxic psychopath" are just jealous since they can’t talk to her anymore. Simply put, she’s one of the coolest people you’ll ever meet in your life.

Person 1: Are Eli and Clark dating.
Eli: *breaks through a window and crashes rolls over table* NO WE'RE NOT!!!

by I have no earthly idea November 22, 2021

David A Clarke

Former sheriff of Milwaukee County Wisconsin otherwise known as the black Sheriff Arpaio, he’s a strong supporter of Donald Trump. Always goes on TV to differentiate himself from other blacks especially Democrats.

On the show tonight with me is former sheriff of Milwaukee county in Wisconsin David A Clarke

by Zero2infinity October 4, 2018

benson clarke

a man that loves to hump foxes after going through four hours of sex on a little boat with pastor Jeff

last week me and pastor Jeff did a Benson Clarke

by mommy mike October 5, 2022

Clarke

Clarke is a good guy that usually knows how to have fun until you piss a Clarke off. When Clarke doesn’t have you blocked, he is a cool dude that likes to stalk your posts on Instagram. Clarke is perfect to harass. Don’t make Clarke upset though or else Clarke will report your posts and tattle tale to his family. Clarke loves the colour yellow but not as much as he loves to creep on you at rave concerts.

“Who blocked you on Instagram”
“Oh that was just Clarke being Clarke”

by Angie did it February 8, 2019