Chip Hand

When someone has been eating chips/cheetos and gets nasty chip grease all over their hands...then trys to touch your shit

Dude, drop my controller, you have chip hands!

by MaGiiC July 12, 2014

Eye Chip

When a contact lens is left out long enough it becomes crispy like a Lays Chip.
By Miguel M.

Baby what the fuck clean up all these eye chips off the floor you nasty!

by Iamthegreatestnanananabooboo August 10, 2019

Uber Chip

The chip in the bag of doritos that has the most flavor and stuff on it.

Holy shit you found the uber chip in that bag of doritos.

by Frederick Van Go Fuck Yourself June 7, 2011

Chip Crutch

Using smaller pieces of chips to create a large enough chip for your dip. This generally happens when you get to the end of a bag of chips.

"Dude we're almost out of this bag of chips, I can't finish this dip." - Chad Chadington

"DUDE, make a chip crutch dumbass." - Nick Nickelback

"My god... you're a genius." Chad Chadington

by Chet Chestsky May 20, 2013

chip dude

the shit. PSH yeah bitch

Krissy: "Where's, uh , the , uh, guy, the, um, um, chip dude?"

by thisismargot November 14, 2007

Dildo Chip

Deep fried dildo seasoned with garlic

“I got hungry and horny do I made a dildo chip*

by Some bitch here April 15, 2020

Ate the chips

To make a significant error.

A saying derived from poor decision making. I.e choosing to eat the chips on a meal first and thus being too full to eat the main and most delicious part of the meal.

Similar phrases: Screwed the pooch. Fucked up.

Oh man, you really ate the chips on that one.

by Tinakris September 18, 2018