cheddar facial

The etymology of this word has been lost by historians, counter-intuitively the world also is not related to physical cheese or spa treatments.

A Cheddar Facial is used for people who need to supplement their scraggly facial hair designs with donated fecal matter from others, thus enhancing the luscious nature of an artificial mane.

Chichael- Bro, I have been trying for weeks to grow out facial hair to make me look like the evil burger king, but since I am a little boy in a mans body my facial hair comes in patchy and thin.

Chonny- I can help you with that, best friend, let me give you a Cheddar Facial!

::pluck puck, pinch pinch, draw draw::

Chichael- Wow Chonny thanks! Now I really look like my favorite fast food character!! and I smell just like your ear pit!

by Cup of Rice February 25, 2014

cheddarbeast

a woman, usually overweight and/or unattractive who is "on the prowl" for sex. She will typically take advantage of unsuspecting drunken men.

Ugh! I feel bad for Joey. He got drunk and went home with a total cheddarbeast last night. He's probably doing the coyote ugly right now.

by JD-Beanzor April 1, 2015

cheddary crack

Where you do not clean your Anus for around a month, a crispy cheese dip type substance oozes from the bovril starfish

After a month of travelling, my cheddary crack is leaking

by Brad and eddie September 7, 2016

cheddar'd-up

to have ingested copious amounts of cocaine

"Yo lets go dump sack"
"Nah man I'm too cheddar'd-up. I think my heart is gonna explode"

by cheddardaddy1868 August 27, 2016

chedeana

Utterly awesome, Best friend, Ace, Homie, Nobody better. Sister friend, family. A person who is reliable and trustworthy. A super sci-fi geek. A complete movie buff. Genius.

It's always best to have a Chedeana in your corner.

She is a complete Chedeana

by Lilyputt January 13, 2017

cheddar bean

Cheddar Bean is A Gimp who is actually a friend, someone you value for their stupidity

Alright Cheddar Bean, how ya doing?

Your mate is the Cheddar Bean

by boyo123 February 8, 2017

Cheddar Chad

Someone who makes cheddar, every girl likes him and wants to fuck him. He's insanely good looking and is really athletic. He also is the crazy friend but is the chill one at times.

That kid is a Cheddar Chad

That's the Cheddar Chad friend

by Ballin201345 February 12, 2017