Fuck if i care

The phrase “fuck if i care” is a way of saying “ i dont care “. It is sometimes used to highlight the level of which you do not care. the difference can be veiwed as

eg.“ i dont care” vs “ i dont give a fuck”

Person 1 ( annoying mf )

People in 3rd world countries are dying! How can you waste food

Person 2 (chill ahh mf)
Bru…” fuck if i care”, kids be dyin in Africa and shi but, WE DONT LIVE IN FUCKING AFRICA

by lil nightmare May 3, 2024

Care

When someone acts like they don't care about anything to the extent where they are just seen as a care human being. Can often be confused with caring, but is actually the opposite.

Omg, he is so care, he always answers my snaps with one-worded responses.

by Arora fan January 15, 2021

Day-Care Pot

You and your boys all put a sperm sample into the same pot to make a mix of 2+ babies.

Person 1: hey what’s this little pot?
Person 2: oh that’s just mine and my friends day-care pot

by butteredpopcorn August 15, 2022

Could care less

A sarcastic, ironic, irreverent take on the original phrase "couldn't care less." Just like with "couldn't care less," this phrase simply means that one does not care. In this case, it is intended as an ironic insult, since it prompts the other person to reason out that the only reason it would make sense to say "I could care less" instead of "I couldn't care less" is if they cared some and yet still extremely little. It's an insult delivered as a sarcastic compliment.

It's like if the TV is on really loud, and someone says, "can you turn it up?" That's a sarcastic comment on how loud it is. Just like "I could care less" is a sarcastic comment on how little you care.

Over time, it became so commonplace that people forgot it was sarcastic and just say it straight to mean "I don't care."

Debbie and I broke up for the seventh time, can you believe that?

I believe I could care less...

by The Yar February 13, 2018

Wound Care-ist

A medical professional who specializes in bitching about referrals for goute-related disease and other types of wounds

Watch out, man. The Wound Care-ist just got another referral for a "gout wound" and he is having a total meltdown.

by vasking November 26, 2009

Care Bear Share

When the most sexually appealing person in the room is passed around, like a joint, to every other person. When one of the participants has the point person they are given exactly 30 seconds of "play time" before they must share with their friends. Game only works if full consent is given by all parties.

Dude, that Care Bear Share really fulfilled me; both in an elementary school morals way and a sexual way.

by vapper8375 April 7, 2015

I DON'T CARE HOW SMALL THE ROOM IS I CAST FIREBALL

what a wizard in dnd says at least once in a campaign

Rogue: please don't
Paladin: we don't have nea-
Wizard: I DON'T CARE HOW SMALL THE ROOM IS I CAST FIREBALL
everyone dies the end

by dnd eggs February 5, 2025