Canadian Goose 

Someone often by the name of Tom

Friend: Ayo Tom, what species are you?
Tom: Canadian Goose mate

Canadian Goose by Wagwan_piff_ting November 20, 2019

Canadian Tugboat

When party A uses the cheeks of their buttocks to clamp onto party B's facial hair and tug the hair out

After that Canadian Tugboat this morning I've been farting beard hairs all day!

Canadian Tugboat by Timma366 September 13, 2020

Canadian Slobby Dobby 

The act of covering a man’s penis in maple syrup and giving him a sloppy and sticky blowjob. After he cums (in your mouth, specifically), you spit some into his mouth, and you both scream, “Oh, Canada!” while both your mouths are full of maple cum.

Susan gave me a Canadian slobby dobby in the bathroom at the hockey game last night. I think I wanna marry her, eh?

Canadian Slobby Dobby by Canadiangooseses December 18, 2021

canadian army 

relatively small compared to the us, however, they do not require a large military force (we don't plan on invading anyone), as most canadians are smart, hard working ppl that may join the military to help with education fees, honour, etc. Most americans join the US because they are high school drop-outs, or prisoners

canadian army, we don't invade!

canadian army by chrisguy February 13, 2004

Canadian Snow Globe

The act of having sex then cuming between either a males or females ass-cheeks, then squishing them together and jiggling them.

person 1" hey i heard what you did to beck,"
person 2 " Yer i totally Canadian Snow Globed her"
person 1 " high five 'slap'"

Canadian Snow Globe by Kodo_90 April 25, 2011

Canadian baconback 

when your having sex with your girl and she starts to get dry grab some bacon grease and use it as lube, when you done smack her in the face with your penis and tell her to go make you some breakfast.

Bro 1: yo im hungry do you wanna get some breakfast

Bro 2: naw im cool i just got some canadian baconback

Canadian baconback by Blackass_420 May 12, 2009

Canadian Wave 

A canadian wave is an act where two males participate in a 69 position but standing up and holding each others ankles. Then proceed to pleasure each other with oral sex whilst gyrating there bodies in a wave like motion.

Me and dave got so wasted last night we had a canadian wave it got toooo messy but certainly was thrilling.

Canadian Wave by McBeast.com November 21, 2009