pouty bum

An anus, that looks like it has been penetrated one too many times. And is subsequently puffy in appearance.

"I think her ass had been tapped the night before I fucked her. Because she had a serious case of pouty bum."

by D. Gould March 3, 2006

Bum Rush

The act of attacking someone or something (usually by a group)with the reckless abandon and fervor of one who has nothing to loose.

The children bum rushed the home baked cookies as they were brought out.

by Paul Organic September 16, 2003

crumb bum

Someone who is acting like a complete arse, affectionate insult

You crumb bum

by MH June 6, 2003

Bum Mobile

A low cost piece of transportation equipment e.g. Shopping cart, Wheelbarrow, Bike, Sled. Used by Bums (aka homeless people) to transport their only possesions with them. Mainly old cans, bottles, and any smelly old clothes they have with them. It is a very important piece of equipment for a bum and their livelyhoods depend on it.

That Bum has a phat Bum Mobile yo!

A highly mobile bum should have his own Bum Mobile.

Nigga stole my Bum Mobile!

by TailsAddict June 30, 2008

bum onion

An unfortunate protrusion from the "chocolate starfish" AKA Farmer, Nobby etc. Can be treated with Preparation H, or a similar pharmaceutical product.

"Oooof! These bum onions give me hell when I ride my bicycle": Attributed to J Sheehan 2004

by Dr van Truessen January 27, 2004

Travellers Bum

After a long days travel, this can be attained by a male/female who need to swiftly sanitize their nether regions. Symptoms include a damp, sweaty, smelly, wet gusset/ass crack and also an extremely pungent smell.

Hey Ernie... what's that smell? "don't worry mate, i've got a bad case of travellers bum, it's hokin' mate!"

by Onkey Urwin July 1, 2011

bum muffin

Another term for a bagle, used mostly by people with a dislike towards them.

Why are you eating that bum muffin?

by eZsteve February 4, 2007