Brandon

A person who acts like a dick. Brandon is gay and scares females.

Brandon is Gay

by Cncjck November 21, 2016

brandon

need girlfriend

brandon is lonely and wants a girlfriend

by fymFUCKME December 3, 2019

Brandon

a guy who is fat and pretends to be healthy by eating caesar salad and jogging for 5 minutes.

brandon u gay. - gabe itches

by datgaiboy6996 January 10, 2020

Brandon

Brandon is a tall goofy lookin motherfucker. He is extremely obnoxious and thinks he’s some sort of smart ass. He’s kind of good at sports but overall a bag of pure shit.

Someone tell Brandon to stfu!

by Verylegitdefs April 2, 2019

Brandon

The ultimate liar. A bully. Sticks his finger up his ass and then smells it. Likes to farmer blow in the house. Crushes up weird shit and shoves it up his nose. Holds the worlds record at the most jobs held for the shortest times yet tells his family he got a promotion

Look at that loser, he must be a Brandon

by Roxyroo May 2, 2019

Brandon

Is most definitely a Leo and homosexual. Probably got divorced (if married) because of commitment issues and cheated way too much.

“Did you hear? Brandon’s getting a divorce because he cheated too much; his husband now has to go to therapy because of the emotional trauma.”

by Heyfuckface November 29, 2019

Brandon

The act of being creepy around girls and asking for snaps. Don’t be a Brandon

Guy:Hey can I get your snap

Girl:I guess I don’t really like you

Guy: I love you bee my girlfriend
Girl: block
Girl to her friends eww this guy was being a total Brandon

by Big nasty 69 October 30, 2019