Brandon

Brandon is typically a pale albino male that usually requires sun screen on a day with heat exceeding of 70 degrees. Legend says he has smoked enough weed that he has turned into a cartridge.

Hey man puts some sunscreen before you Brandon yourself

by Tino 31 May 21, 2018

Brandon

is the person that makes mistakes and is kind of funny but relay annoying

Brandon He is sometimes a kind guy and very annoying

by chilino February 22, 2017

brandon

need girlfriend

brandon is lonely and wants a girlfriend

by fymFUCKME December 3, 2019

Brandon

a guy who is fat and pretends to be healthy by eating caesar salad and jogging for 5 minutes.

brandon u gay. - gabe itches

by datgaiboy6996 January 10, 2020

brandon

a 5'5 pubescent kid that has no life. He likes a girl named Ysabelle. All he does is just sit down and plays Fortnite. He has no life.

calvin:
hey, you heard about brandon?

zahn:
ye

calvin:
he likes Ysabelle.

zahn: wow, brandon is a god

calvin:
ye

by brandizzy July 27, 2018

Brandon

A person that sucks a lot of phallus, or inserts it through any orifice in their body.

"Wow, that guy sure is a real Brandon."

by GunnarHanson April 29, 2015

Brandon

No neck Thumb thumb lookin dude that wears the same shorts every day because nothing else fits and loves breaking condoms

That Guys a total Brandon

by KokoKL June 4, 2018