boner drug

Pharmaceuticals, i.e.: Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, that enable limp dicks to get a boner.

Bob Dole was the original spokesperson for Viagra. He needed a boner drug in order to get some wood.

by kajoe November 12, 2006

bonerclops

mythical creature with one eye, but the eye is actually a boner.
note: a bonerclops is not necessarily blind

when odysseus entered the cavern he realized he had awaken the bonerclops.

by listenkid April 6, 2009

War Boner

The process of an erection due to being aroused by machine gun fire, explosions, jet engines and large amounts of blood and gore.

As I was massacring my opponents in COD I earned a chopper gunner and the sound of the chain and the propeller meshing together fueled my raging war boner

Dude I noticed in the middle of Apocalypse Now you had a total war boner!

by Valley's Own April 24, 2011

lady-boner

1. the female equivalent of a 'boner'.

2. May be as mild as slight moisture and nothing else: 'semi lady-boner'

3. Or it may be characterised by extreme wetness, involuntarily clenching and unclenching vaginal muscles, and an erect clitoris: 'massive lady-boner'

"Why did you have unprotected sex with that bad-boy player last night?"

"Because I had a massive lady-boner and he was really doing it for me and my school and family preach abstinence so I had no condoms".

by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 January 29, 2009

tongue boner

During a very bad kiss where the kisser's tongue is hard and darting in your mouth.

That guy was cute but when we kissed, he tongue bonered me. So gross.

by jessorlando November 11, 2011

Breakfast Boner

An erection that occurs in the morning and is naturally caused as the brains enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body's skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection.

"Scott, this morning I had a huge breakfast boner and my first piss of the day ended up all over the walls"

by Marc Quenneville May 4, 2009

super saiyan boner

having so much friction and speed of masterbation that you go into super saiyan mode. (This includes ramping hormones and the urge to kamehameha on a woman.)

Johnny was alone in his room watching Dragon ball z, he had such a huge crush on Android 18 he got a super saiyan boner and found the urge to kamehameha on his Dragon ball z poster.

by Goku boner January 26, 2014