bonerclops

mythical creature with one eye, but the eye is actually a boner.
note: a bonerclops is not necessarily blind

when odysseus entered the cavern he realized he had awaken the bonerclops.

by listenkid April 6, 2009

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Bonercoaster

Bone·ah·coast·ah
Slang.

1. If used in the right context, it is another way of saying "Had sexual intercourse with."

2. It could also be used along similar lines to "Bollocksed it up."

1. "That's correct, my wife rode the bonercoaster last night."

2. "That project was a total fucking bonercoaster."

by A.R.G.U.S Mykal September 4, 2006

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Bonercoaster

When you see a really hot guy or girl, but then something very significant quickly changes your opinion But then another aspect picks up, just to be Disappointed again

So I was on the bus the other day, and tere was this super hot chick sitting across from me, but then she lifted her arms and damn her pits were hairier then mine. But she had no bra and a super loose singlet and it was not that bad. Until she kissed her girlfriend. Man that was a real bonercoaster

by L0RD 0M3GA February 21, 2015

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Bonerlepsy

A condition like narcolepsy that affects well endowed men. Upon arousal the loss of blood from the head to the penis causes the afflicted to pass out.

Jack’s Bonerlepsy is getting so bad he can’t drive a car with attractive women lest he pass out and crash.

by Bad Counsel Podcast January 3, 2023

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