bonerclops
mythical creature with one eye, but the eye is actually a boner.
note: a bonerclops is not necessarily blind
note: a bonerclops is not necessarily blind
bonerclops by listenkid April 6, 2009
Words you can keep
Bonercoaster
Bone·ah·coast·ah
Slang.
1. If used in the right context, it is another way of saying "Had sexual intercourse with."
2. It could also be used along similar lines to "Bollocksed it up."
Slang.
1. If used in the right context, it is another way of saying "Had sexual intercourse with."
2. It could also be used along similar lines to "Bollocksed it up."
1. "That's correct, my wife rode the bonercoaster last night."
2. "That project was a total fucking bonercoaster."
2. "That project was a total fucking bonercoaster."
Bonercoaster by A.R.G.U.S Mykal September 4, 2006
Related Words
bonerclops • Bonercop • Bonerculosis • Bonerlepsy • Boner Coaster • boner eclipse • Boner clap • Boner clip • Boner clone • Boner Clown
Bonercoaster
When you see a really hot guy or girl, but then something very significant quickly changes your opinion But then another aspect picks up, just to be Disappointed again
So I was on the bus the other day, and tere was this super hot chick sitting across from me, but then she lifted her arms and damn her pits were hairier then mine. But she had no bra and a super loose singlet and it was not that bad. Until she kissed her girlfriend. Man that was a real bonercoaster
Bonercoaster by L0RD 0M3GA February 21, 2015
Bonerlepsy
A condition like narcolepsy that affects well endowed men. Upon arousal the loss of blood from the head to the penis causes the afflicted to pass out.
Jack’s Bonerlepsy is getting so bad he can’t drive a car with attractive women lest he pass out and crash.
Bonerlepsy by Bad Counsel Podcast January 3, 2023
Bonerculosis
"I got bonerculosis. I got it.. beatin' a man to death.. for a few bucks. I've lived a baad live, sister."
Bonerculosis by JimmyJimmersonThe6th January 15, 2026
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Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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