bonerclops 

mythical creature with one eye, but the eye is actually a boner.
note: a bonerclops is not necessarily blind

when odysseus entered the cavern he realized he had awaken the bonerclops.

bonerclops by listenkid April 6, 2009

Bonercoaster 

Bone·ah·coast·ah
Slang.

1. If used in the right context, it is another way of saying "Had sexual intercourse with."

2. It could also be used along similar lines to "Bollocksed it up."

1. "That's correct, my wife rode the bonercoaster last night."

2. "That project was a total fucking bonercoaster."

Bonercoaster by A.R.G.U.S Mykal September 4, 2006

Bonercoaster 

When you see a really hot guy or girl, but then something very significant quickly changes your opinion But then another aspect picks up, just to be Disappointed again

So I was on the bus the other day, and tere was this super hot chick sitting across from me, but then she lifted her arms and damn her pits were hairier then mine. But she had no bra and a super loose singlet and it was not that bad. Until she kissed her girlfriend. Man that was a real bonercoaster

Bonercoaster by L0RD 0M3GA February 21, 2015

Bonerlepsy 

A condition like narcolepsy that affects well endowed men. Upon arousal the loss of blood from the head to the penis causes the afflicted to pass out.

Jack’s Bonerlepsy is getting so bad he can’t drive a car with attractive women lest he pass out and crash.

Bonerlepsy by Bad Counsel Podcast January 3, 2023

Bonercop 

Someone who is on a an erection.

Dudeeee, your such a bonercop.

Bonercop by Elizabeth Wood June 5, 2009

Bonerculosis

Tuberculosis in yo dih 💔

"I got bonerculosis. I got it.. beatin' a man to death.. for a few bucks. I've lived a baad live, sister."

Bonerculosis by JimmyJimmersonThe6th January 15, 2026