Wheaton Bandit

Bank Robber that has robbed several banks, some more than once, around the Wheaton, Illinois area. He hasn't been caught, but a man approached him while he was believed to be casing his next robbery and since then has vanished. Police believe he may have a military or law enforcement background due to how he handles the handgun used in his robberies.

Man, my friend is like the Wheaton Bandit. He used to steal stuff all the time and never got caught.

by BB555 December 30, 2012

Waist Bandit

Another term for an erection.

Ashley: Hey, did you see John last night? He had a waist bandit.

Brittany: Oh, that was John?

by ** The Truth ** April 23, 2016

Spoon Bandit

A nocturnal infiltrator who creeps momentarily into the spoon position before escaping unnoticed.

Much to my surprise, the CCTV footage revealed the visit from a Spoon Bandit

by nigelburns July 9, 2018

skirt bandit

Adj. Someone whomst has more luck/skill at getting their hand up/in a womans skirt or dress.

"She ended up sleeping with ol billy last night! That skirt bandit!

by TheSkirtBandit November 4, 2018

Flower Bandit

one who steals flowers in the cloak of the night, and uses them to create hand crafted goods to be sold at the local market under the noses of those the flowers came from.

Have you seen Flower Bandits new trays? I think those flowers came from my garden, I'm not mad at it though. I think I'm going to buy one in fact!

by Qwertyasdf12345 June 9, 2019

Alphabet Bandit

A member of the LGBTQIA movement.

Fred went to the LGBTQIA march. Those alphabet bandits have taken 27% of the alphabet as their own.

by Tony Button November 25, 2019

Pasta bandit

A martyr who was killed due to the thieving of pasta, more specifically macaroni.

Person 1: Dude, did you hear about the pasta bandit on Mainstreet?
Person 2: Yeah, unfortunate. I know that guy too.

by JerinDd February 19, 2020