blonde 

a girl at my school named sam smith. She frequently gets mistaken as sam stevens by teachers, she is the blondest of all blondes. and she cant tell what a hand "g" is. she thouhgt it was p, i, h, j, k, l, but not one time did she guess g. I think she needs medical help.

oh god here comes sam the blonde, aka anna nichole smith

blonde by sarah December 14, 2004

dumb-blonde 

n. 1: a person (usually female) with blonde hair who is slow to learn or understand "emma a dumb-blonde" ; lacking intellectual acuity; "emma is so dense she never understands anything I say to her because she is a dumb-blonde"; "I never met anyone quite so dim as emma"; "dumb-blonde people like emma believe some really dumb things"; "Emma was either normally stupid or deliberately being a dumb-blonde "; "Tom worked with the slow (dumb-blonde) students like Emma"

"Emma is a dumb-blonde most of the time."

dumb-blonde by Tom "JF" C, January 20, 2006

blonde 

1. A fair, yellowish hair color.

2. An insult to any color haired people; another word for dumb or stupid.

Blonde1: Oh! My! Gosh! I think my goldfish just drowned!

Blonde2: That's a tragedy! Hey, do you know you what 'tragedy' means?

Blonde1: Beats me!

Brunette: You two are so BLONDE!

blonde by kate blanchlet October 21, 2006

mexican blonde 

a mexican girl who act as a blonde, dumb but pretty

the mexican blonde was pushing the door instead of pulling it

mexican blonde by nantoki July 4, 2010

blonde moment 

when someone who is not usually ditzy acts like a total ass; when you feel the need to act like Britney Spears

i usually act like i have a brain, but right now im having a blonde moment

blonde moment by kate September 29, 2003

blonde moment 

An occaision of a very not-bright action or oration

I didn't mean to say 2+2=5. I must have been having a blonde moment

blonde moment by Jason McCoy October 2, 2003

Lebanese Blonde 

A mixed drink consisting of 2 parts soda water, 1 part Goldschläger (just for the gold flakes), 1 part Lebanese Arak, and 1 part warm Disaronno (yes, i said "warm"). Has a pale reddish-gold color and warm temperature and taste....like an actual Lebanese blonde.

Bartender: What'll it be?
Patron: Yeah, I'd like a Lebanese Blonde.
Bartender: sorry we're fresh out of arak.
Patron: Wha da fuk! That's like saying we're fresh outta pussy!

Lebanese Blonde by tomazgeofferson July 30, 2012