Bling fling

A one night stand usually accomplished by an alpha male upon an unsuspecting overly accessorized female.

Example 1. Character A, "I had a bling fling the other night with the counter girl at the high-end store at the mall. We did it at her parents house while they were home.

I had to hold my hand over her mouth so she wouldn't wake them up."

Character B, "Dude you talkin FNL?"

Character A, " I said bling fling didn't I?"

Example 2.

"Look at that pretentious chick over there. She should wear a flashing neon sign that says bling fling."

by Gregaroidson January 3, 2019

Blong

Blong is a very calm and understanding person. He can make you feel better just by talking to him. He might have some problems understanding empathy and emotions, but if you're a good friend of his, he really does care about your wellbeing. Blong is a pretty funny and weird person, but he doesn't mind. If you open up to him about something, he will try to understand you and probably will just respond with a, "nice". Overall, he's a pretty dope guy.

Person: Bro, Blong is dope.

by DongoLookinSelf February 18, 2019

Baoing Out

When someone does ketamine, and smokes DMT together for a specific high.

Damn last night I was Baoing out hard!

by Baoism June 26, 2019

BlingBitch

A BlingBitch is a Female who is only looking for males who show off their Bling such as valuable Watches,Necklaces...

Sarah: Hey Nice golden watch how expensive was it?
Gary: Get off me you BlingBitch is all you care about my watch?

by Trojan November 4, 2019

Bling bling brown ring

Is when you insert your wife's diamond ring in her vagina with the dimond hanging out of her pussy while you fuck her in the ass.

Last night was my wife and I's wedding anniversary, and to commemorate it, I celebrated by giving her the bling bling brown ring!

by High Octane Wayne December 4, 2019

Blingus

An utter fool. Someone who only does stupid foolish things all the time.

You are such an absolute blingus!

by Rosleeeburgers June 10, 2020

Bloint

When you put a joint inside of a blunt, preferably in a Russian cream

Yo fam, can you roll me a bloint?

by GwobalwarmingUwU September 6, 2020