San Bernardino

I've read so many previous negative definitions of San Bernardino and I beg to differ. Despite growing up and spending much of my life there, I've also briefly lived in other cities such as Costa Mesa, Riverside, etc... When it came down to it, people there were ultimately much kinder and even more generous than other cities I've resided in.

I admittedly used to be ashamed to admit growing up here, but I've grown to appreciate it. I ultimately became a much more compassionate & person, getting to know & understanding so many different types of people from all walks of life. Some of the realest and most genuine people I've ever met came from SB.

San Bernardino has some of the realest people I've ever met

by Sar Gem January 10, 2026

shucking the bearded clam

The act of inserting ones fingers into the hairy vaginal orrifice of a female. Usually two to three fingers are inserted, although, depending on females' orrifice diameter, more fingers may be necessary. Normally fingers are held in a hook style position and rammed in and out at a pace intended to pleasure said female and aid her in becoming moist.

Jim and Eric where discussing the activities of the previous night.

Jim: Dude, that party was crazy last night! I

Know you were totally wasted. I saw you

disappear with that chick at like 3am.

You hit that son?
Eric: Yea dude it was awesome, i took her in

back room and smashed it. She was

ready to go after I got done shucking the bearded clam.

Jim: That's what's up man! So the puss was

nice and hairy Huh?
Eric: It was hairy, but I was too far gone to give

A fuck. I just needed to drain my balls.

by FairladyZ February 4, 2015

Shave Her Saint Bernard

An extremely hairy vagina area that needs to be tamed.

Kim had to shave her saint bernard before putting on her bikini bottoms for the beach later today.

by JohnTesimo April 27, 2016

grand_hog_bernard

a woke progressive with fragile feelings who likes to insult people who look up the term "Woke Fascism"

anon: let me look up the term liberal/woke fascism on UrbanDictionary
Grand_Hog_Bernard: IF YOU LOOKED UP THIS TERM THEN F*CK YOU FOR BEING A BIGOT YOU (proceeds to use all of the phobes known to man)!

anon: ... thank you for exemplifying the term

by BetterDeadThanRed420 June 26, 2021

Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day

A common term in the rural Midwest United States. The origin is for this term is blurry at best. Some people say that a gay couple in Kansas were attacked by Saint Bernard dog on May Day sometime in the 80s. After having received a blood transfer from the attack it contracted AIDS. This origin is disputed against the claims of it originating Iowa after a standoff between a meth head and the police. Taking place on May Day in the 70s, strong evidence suggests this is the origin. After a short fire fight, the meth head and the neighbor’s Saint Bernard were killed. Since the meth head was raging homosexual, it could be inferred that the term Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day came from that.

Person one: this job blows is so fucking gay
Person two: for real for real. It is Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day

Person one: what the fuck are you on about

by MFG.24 June 6, 2025

Super Duper Mega Bowl Volcano Blue Bearded Blumpkin

This requires 3 people. The first person is laying on the floor of a porta potty with porta potty juices in their mouth. The second person poops in the first person's mouth while receiving a blowjob from the third person. The poop splashes on the first persons face. The third person also pukes on the second person's penis. Either the second or third person smears the poop on the first person's face like football facepaint.

"Babe you want a Super Duper Mega Bowl Volcano Blue Bearded Blumpkin with my brother?"

"Yes!"

by SkibidiLomas May 1, 2024

St. Bernard Choir Class

Choir fucking sucks espically when you get yelled at everyday cuz ur not perfect. most of the time the teacher cant even sing and is jealous of the students in that class. she makes kids have concerts every two montha and they arent even preparred. She will give you abunch of songs to sing at a concert and lets you practice them twice then expects you to know them perfectly by the concert. she also makes you make stupid music videos that are pointless and you will get a f for the quarter if you dont participate. if you are in st bernard choir i feel bad for you cuz your life is probably misserable.

Person 1: Are you in St. Bernard choir class?
Person 2: Yeah why???
Person 1: OMG your life probably fucking sucks
Person 2: YES OMG THAT IS EXACTLY HOW IT IS!!!

by #definitionsofpeople! December 4, 2019