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benjermen

a fucking asshole who thinks of him
benjermen who thinks that
by jewhGjiojWLK;GJAEGEGYERG May 10, 2018
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benger

A term meaning abject failure regardless of the effort applied coupled with a loud whining noise

Always doomed to lose, fail, drop short but make more noise than a flock of geese going through the engine of a jet fighter
1) Doing a benger - trying and failing in a task and bleating on about it or making out you succeeded when in fact you failed
2) You benger - You bedwetter (see bedwetter)
3) bengerised - listening to a long whining reason for failing
4) You've been bengered - cornered my a whining person in a pub.
by Marillionfan June 28, 2011
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benverly

A ship between Stephen Kings IT Ben Hanscome and Beverly Marsh
Benverly is real. Don't fight me on that.
by boiez January 31, 2018
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boner binder

1. A binder specifically designed to hide your boner.
2. A binder or notebook you carry around specifically to hide your boner, especially a NRB.
Oh, that's the boner binder. He brings it because that's when the junior girls do yoga.
by issybelle June 21, 2010
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Binders

Devices generally used to store documents, schoolwork, and leaflets of paper, yet Mitt Romney apparently somehow uses them to store his women.
Jack: Hey man check out these big ass binders I just got at Office Depot.
Mike: Holy shit are you crazy?! You can fit a few women inside those things!

Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan taking a break from campaigning at a shady club while their wives are asleep:
Mitt: Man this club blows ass. I'm the fucking future POTUS and I deserve so much better than this swill they call beer and this nauseating excuse for music.
Paul: Yeah and man where the hell is all the pussy?
Mitt: I know. Where are... Hey why don't I bring some binders full of women to liven up this otherwise drab joint! I've got tall women, short women, fatties, anorexics, big tits, small tits, et cetera et cetera, take your pick.
Paul: Brilliant! I'm down with that!
by Terminus_Est October 23, 2012
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Antonio Banderez

by Foomaster April 22, 2003
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benter

When talking about Old man Emerson's (Euthanasia, Real Madrid midfielder) bent hump-back.
Yo dude, you think Old man Emerson's back is benter than that of Pablo 'whoops i missed the ball studs up' Garcia's?
by Satisfactico July 26, 2006
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