Kobe Beef

the name of Kobe Bryant's farts

at the press conference kobe farted and i smelt Kobe Beef

by soufpaw8 January 10, 2011

Beef Curtains

a womans pussy lips the ones that hang out not tucked in.

Mona's beef curtains were dripping wet in anticpation of sex.

by roast beef lover February 25, 2009

Bum Beef

A chocolate hostage

I going to release some bum beef

by Matilda Dave August 09, 2003

Beefed

When your hood is turned inside out on your coat/jacket/hoodie

Someone runs up behind you and turns your hood inside out "Dude! You just got beefed!"

by MarmaladeMad February 22, 2014

Beef Jerky

1: The act of Masturbating.

2: Getting a Handjob.

This girl gave me the best Beef Jerky the other night.

by xTheoneguyx July 29, 2010

eat beef

A put-down, telling someone to suck a dick.

"Man you stink at this game."
"Eat beef punk!"

by Ruben Castro June 29, 2005

Beef Stool

1. the name of someone's new cat

2. a good name for a pet

Me- "Hi sister! How's little Beef Stool?"

Sister- "Yeah, he's fine. Cheers for asking"

Me- "No probs. Innit"

by Gaz_Coleman June 05, 2012