Beaner With A Small Weiner

It’s a Mexican that is rumored to have a small peepee

Oh look it’s the “Beaner with a small weiner!”

by idwer May 27, 2018

water beaner

A person of Hispanic descent who looks like a Mexican but is from the Caribbean

Person 1: bro did you hear Hernandez is from Puerto Rico
Person 2: I always knew he was a water beaner

by Theskanklicker69 January 14, 2023

beaver cheese

A chunky, creamy discharge from a vaginal yeast infection. Very stinky and horrible tasting.

I went down on this bitch and she had all this fucking beaver cheese, so I got the hell outta there!

by Fernando January 17, 2004

Angry Beaver

A pussy that is either sexually repressed or completely and utterly unsatisfied before, during, or after sex and becomes angry as shit because it’s owner did not get off OR even come close. When a woman lies motionless facing the wall after sex, her pussy is getting angry and it is slowly becoming overwhelmed with rage. The woman will not talk about her pussy’s dissatisfaction but instead will merely use it, a little at a time, to make the life of the offending penis’s owner unbelievably miserable.

The traits of a woman with an Angry Beaver can manifest themselves in such a way that they can be mistakenly classified as bitchiness or PMS. The easy was to differentiate between a woman with an Angry Beaver and one who is just a “Straight up Cunt,” is to bang her brains out (multiple times if possible). If she is cured of her symptoms, you know that she just had an Angry Beaver.

Dude, once she gets rammed hard a few dozen times it should tame her Angry Beaver.

I hear Bob can't get it up and I bet'cha his wife has one hell of an Angry Beaver!

by Julie is Queen March 14, 2008

Beaner Mobile

A large van drove by beaners used to transport imigrants over the boarder.

Donald:Did you see Edquardo?
Ralph: Yea he was driving that blue beaner mobile

by palo May 10, 2007

Leave it to Beaver

A great feel-good tv show that aired from 1957-1963. Leave it to Beaver provides all the elements of comedy, childhood, and a loving family. Most of the episodes will remind you of your childhood in some way. Some people don't approve of this show because it was before women's liberation but if you watch enough episodes you'll see that the husband helps out his wife with dishes and other household chores. That's just the way everyone was back then, we cannot look down on the Cleavers for it :)

Person1: God, my girlfriend's family are such jerks I wanna watch some Leave it to Beaver so I can hope there's some perfect family out there so I won't be trapped by freaks forever!

Person2: Dude you're stupid that show is way too old and boring.

(starts watching)

Person2: (laughs) Wow that Eddie Haskell is just like me!

(realizes it's a good show)

by psychologynerd October 23, 2012

Beavers

Slang word commonly used as a replacement for vaginas.

1) I saw a bunch of beavers at the gym this morning.

2) Popped into beavers for a quick one on Tuesday.

3) Is this club gay? I ain't seen any beavers around!

by NetPreference February 10, 2010