Blunk

Past tense conjugation of the verb Blink

One day, your life is going great; you’re on the fast-track toward accomplishing all of your goals, you compromise your morals, wake up in the St. Louis hand-job dungeon, have the clap, and it’s like you’ve Blunk, and your life is totally different.

by Anklepants December 20, 2018

Bunk-head

One who exploits cheap alternatives to popular drugs or uses them in uncoventional ways.

They smoked caffeine and ate cocaine on a salad, must be a bunk-head
!

by 2100magevice February 11, 2019

blunk

its not blinked... its blunk now

i just blunk

by svaya:) May 7, 2020

Bunk

To skip, to avoid.

Example 1:

Person A: Why weren't you in school yesterday?

Person B: I was bunking

Example 2:

Person 1: Are you going to pay for the train tomorrow?

Person 2: No. I'll just bunk it.

by Just_Rico June 20, 2023

Cunt Bunker

A work or vocation that is the source of all your hatred in life!

Bah I am off back to the Cunt Bunker

by Wikkationary July 6, 2011

stephen brunkie

The seediest person in all of existence.

On a scale of Watermelon to Stephen Brunkie, how seedy are you?

by mungbean69 August 9, 2012

coco bunk

When someone grabs you by the ears and hits you in the nose with their forehead

My kid grabbed me by the ears and coco bunked my nose

by Jewel2400 January 8, 2018