Bastard Baby

A Baby who has eitehr No Father or possibly No mother... Often the result of A Condom Catastrophe!

Amy: Your baby is so cute!

Vicky: Thanks she is my Condom catastrophe, bastard baby!

by Forever Fun 'N' Faithful August 30, 2009

Bastard

A person who gets anything he wants without even trying.

" thats guy got a free car, what a bastard !"

by Mr.Noah March 4, 2010

Jack bastard

A popular military term to describe a serviceman/woman who is selfish and inconsiderate, whom puts him/herself before others. In short, a person who acts alone and not as a team player.

"Oh I see you've made yourself a cup of coffee, but didn't ask us, you jack bastard "

Alternatively "So you tidied up your own work area for the inspection, but didn't do the rest of the teams who were out in the field? Now they are confined to camp, you jack bastard"

by Stagg-on July 11, 2017

bastard

the by-product of two thoughtless folks knocking boots to get off !!

"Damn Jerome, you done got me pregnant, and now I got my own lil Bastard"

by Bastard from Birth May 15, 2005

Bastard Variable

A variable that usually created on accident without knowing that it was created until it comes back and becomes completely out of your control. Like a bastard child.

Nick didn't realize that punching that llama would become a bastard variable and come back on him in a major way.

by .XV!::: March 30, 2009

bastardarization

1. A common misspelling of bastardization.
2. Setting a new standard in being a bastard.

1. That night, they were invited to dine with Piop'l—that's what they called themselves, and the anthropologists thought that this was a bastardarization of the English world, "people." They ate well, meat, leaves, tubers, and some thick fleshy flowers that tasted very sweet.

(From: www.fanfiction.net/s/2097857/5/Finding_Memory)

2. Your bastardarization of ringing on a doorbell and running away prank involves leaving a flaming bag of shit on the front door while filming the victim trying to put it away and then proceed to quickly upload the video to youtube.

by manigordo December 4, 2010

bastard shit

A shit that refuses to move either out or in, nor can it be pinched off. leaving you in limbo at the point of production.

Help, help, I'm stuck on the toilet. I'm suffering with bastard shit.

by dadofreggie October 19, 2015