batman

code word for sex. if my friend asks me if i want to watch Batman i just assume

“We should watch Batman.”

by lemurluvr659 June 9, 2022

Batman

Some Rich Orphan Who’s Probably A Furry

“Oh Shit! It’s Batman! *Presses The X Button And Does A Fear Takedown*”

by among sussy pizza May 11, 2022

Batman

He’s batman

I’m Batman

by M1rk-man May 14, 2022

batmansolos

A really cool guy. Only speaks facts

“ I heard he follows Batmansolos on tiktok!”
“ yea he must be cool asf”

by Popularmmos May 19, 2022

Batman

Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da
Batman!

"Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da
Batman!"

by memesaregud May 23, 2022

Barman's Curse

It started when I was about 19, working behind the bar at a sports centre for a Young Farmers do. I served the guy with a pint, and he said:

‘can you fit a scotch in there?’

‘Yes sure, no worries’

‘Then why can’t you fill it up with beer?’

What a cunt. He got neither by the way, just a whispered ‘wanker’ into the top of his 7/8 pint of fosters.

Turn your back on the offending pisstank and whisper your worst barman's curse into the booze

by Torbaydos July 27, 2022

batman's parents

Dead

Batman's Parents: "Dead as hell".

by Beegshrekman August 4, 2022