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fake-n-bake

A person that goes to tanning salons 24/7 and looks like a paper bag: brown and wrinkley.
"I see Mrs. Smith went fake-n-baking again."
by Flori August 21, 2005
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wake n bake

basically, to wake up and immediately blaze (smoke marijuana)
by mandy November 2, 2003
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Wake n' Bake

If you wanna crash here you can. In the morning we'll do a wake n' bake.
by KUSH NOT BUSH June 15, 2008
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Bakersfield Special

During anal sex when the receiving person is not clean and shits on the penetrating person’s penis.

When the penetrating person’s penis is caked or covered in shit after fucking a dirty hole.
Manuel: “How did your Grindr hookup go?”
Louis: “It started well but after 10 minutes or so, he gave me a Bakersfield Special. We needed to stop because there was shit everywhere.”
Manuel: “gross”

Louis “Did you douche before your hookup?”
Manuel: “Of course I did. I don’t want to give anyone a Bakersfield Special.”
by TheBlackPearl March 27, 2022
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Bakar

Understanding, non-judgemental, self-less, and complex individual. He thrives off experience, he might come off as rude and impolite but when you get to know him he is can be kind and Likes to share with others and always puts in a smile.
He was t talking to us he’s a bakar.
by Heyhey14 July 31, 2019
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spicy-hot Louisiana-baked Chicken Tenders

A delicious meal, although you can not have them because they are mine and I keep them to myself--aw?
Cartman: No, Kitty! These are my spicy-hot Louisiana-baked Chicken Tenders!
Kitty: Reowr.
Cartman: No, Kitty!
by Gary Hatfield November 12, 2007
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fake n' bake

1. (adj) Describes a tan achieved in a tanning bed.
2. (n) A fake tan achieved in a tanning bed.
3. (n) A tanning salon, or the tanning bed itself.
4. (v) The act of achieving a fake tan from a tanning bed.
1. OMGWTF! That girl is fake n' bake orange!
2. Look at her nasty fake n' bake!
3. I went to the fake n' bake yesterday and now I'm peeling!
4. Oh my gawd, I finally stopped peeling! I'm going to go fake n' bake for 20 minutes!
by koalaroo February 27, 2008
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