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Baked McBride

"Going out tonight?"
"Naw, me and the Baked McBride are going to enjoy multiple bong rips this evening." (Also a pun on 1970's baseball player, Bake McBride's name.)
by Mr. Hooper April 30, 2010
mugGet the Baked McBridemug.

baking muffins

Common Hockey term, meaning when you shot the puck, it flutters in the air, or goes slow. Just like a muffin would if you shot it.
John's baking muffins out there! They are just fluttering all over the place and the goalie stops each of them!
by Josh Hendrickson April 12, 2008
mugGet the baking muffinsmug.

baked goodz

When a friend is a total faggort and ditches everyone he knows to chase after some skanky pussy, he has "baked goodz"

This comes from the concept that after his balls have been severed from his body, they are baked in a pastry of some sort by the she-whore he has been pursuing. These "Baked Goodz" are then served to his former friends in an act spite.
"Hey, has anyone seen Steve?"

"Nope, Baked Goodz has been trolling the underbelly of the town looking for whores the last three weekends."
by Joe from Mint January 11, 2009
mugGet the baked goodzmug.

bake a cake

get a woodie

someone could 'bake your cake'
by James March 29, 2005
mugGet the bake a cakemug.

baked goods

When one person shits on another person's back and sprinkle it with pubes.
Josh, is that baked goods on your back?
by h00chymama December 7, 2007
mugGet the baked goodsmug.

Baking bread

The area of skin on the top of a large woman's feet when she puts a low cut dress shoe on.

This statement is usually spoken between 2 or more caddy women.
Jill: Hey, did you see the new temp?
Susan: nah, I missed her.
Jill: she lumbered by a few minutes ago. Her shoes were hanging on for dear life. She was really baking bread.
by El Nutt August 4, 2009
mugGet the Baking breadmug.

clam bake

1. Sitting on someones's face with their nose and other organs nestled within your ass crack and proceeding to bust ass.
Sister passed out early from drinking so brother dropped his drawers and sat on her face and gave her a clam baked.
by I'm Built for Speed! April 15, 2006
mugGet the clam bakemug.

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