miranda austin

1. a sexy girl that can and will steal your man

2. will never get a tan because she’s whiter than paper

sarah you might want to be careful i heard a miranda austin was moving to town.

by therealgod January 4, 2020

Austin Bangs

One of the Two half-prophets of Chungus. Chungus used him and the other half prophet to reveal the 10 Chungus commandments. According to the Chungusanian Bible, the year 2020 A.D will be the year of the his crucifixion.

Example:

Guy 1:"Bro I heard Austin Bangs just had another Vision"
Guy 2:"I wonder if it was another chungus commandment?"

by maestrogeicho January 8, 2020

carla and austin

The worlds greatest couple. They’ve been through hell and back, yet at the end of the day they still got each other. They are each other’s world and nothing will change that. They are meant for each other. Austin treats her like a queen and she treats him like a king. If you ever get a Carla and Austin in life, don’t lose it or you'll regret it for the rest of your life. Everyone will try to break you up but your love is no match for hoes, bitches and niggas in this world

Oh look it’s Carla and Austin I wish I had what they have.

by Iloveyouaustin November 17, 2017

Sloppy Austin

When you’re giving a blowjob, and you start scatting with the dick in your mouth

Person A- things were really heating up with John last night, so I pulled out the Sloppy Austin
Person B- Damn! He must’ve came buckets!

by 1Tubesoc1 November 12, 2020

austin sabo

Austin Sabo a person who is funny, loving, caring, sexy, smart and kind this person has a soft spot for anything that's cute and will always take the time and patience for those who he happens to care about and will always the one thing in people lives that will make them happy we also has a big dick and likes to be called big daddy.

Man 1: "Why can't I have an Austin sabo?"
Man 2: "Bitch I'm right here".

by Wolfie Manner's June 30, 2019

Austin Tremblay

A sexual predator in grade twelve that fiends on the younger females in our school. Usually under the age of 14 and must be two years younger than himself.. be cautious children.

Watch out kids! There´s a wild Austin Tremblay!

by Gregory Heffley September 11, 2018

Austin Paradox

The scenario of a man having an option between suitors, although not knowing whether the suitors have interest in the man in question, although suspected. Usually consists of four options: choose one, choose the other, wait it out, or start over with a new, unrelated suitor. The scenario usually ends badly for the man in said paradox, and the man is haunted with the thought of what could have been had he chosen another option.

“Yeah, my friend is caught in an Austin Paradox. He’s having a mental breakdown trying to figure out what he should do. I pity him.”

by Helixgamingco August 19, 2021