Area 51

The worst event in history to happen to children in 2019 where they try to raid a government facility but die because they're dumb and don't understand that aliens don't want to be f*cked and that it was a joke but they're all idiots for thinking that would actually work. Who thinks that they'll actually be able to get into a government facility and even if they do there's not gonna be any aliens for example if you tell someone that you're gonna rob their house they'll just move their stuff and rob you in return so if you read this I suggest you don't go to Area 51 that will be literal suicide also you probably waste so much time inside playing Fortnite that you think you know how guns work and that sh!t but Fortnite isn't realistic at all like right now you're becoming smarter reading this but instead go outside and do something other than play video games like murder, theft, grand theft auto (not the game you idiot), or arson all of those are fun and remember don't go to Area 51 commit crimes instead.

Bob Ross: Hey remember Area 51?

God: Yes

Bob Ross: Why didn't you stop them?

God: Because they're idiots

Bob Ross: But Area 51 was one of the biggest children massacres ever

God: Yes but they need to know the difference between a joke and something you should give your life for

Bob Ross: Ohhhhhh

God: Now get back to painting my mural of Area 51

Bob Ross: *starts drawing happy little bodies next to a default dancing alien*

by GiveMeDrugsRightNow420 September 9, 2019

Area 51

A place that has everything you wish to have, such as:
+ Aliens
+ Half-Life 3
+ Sanitizer that can kill 100% of bacteria.
+ Silent Hills P.T
+ Toilet paper that can completely clean your ass.
+ etc.

Yo, Gordon Ramsay. There is lamb sauce in Area 51.

by bradparker September 12, 2019

Area 51

20th september BOIZ

Area 51 is yeet

by Yeetus____Deletus September 16, 2019

Area 51 Raid

Thousands of people died on this day, 95 percent were suicidal.

We missed those who died during The Area 51 Raid.

by Jelly,bryutkvvhj,chfkycfkvgjlC September 18, 2019

Area 51

A letdown. Except for that one guy who Naruto ran behind that reporter.

Goddamnit, I was watching the Area 51 livestream all day and all that happened was a couple of people got arrested

by dummythicc69 September 20, 2019

Area 51

Its just a military base with some aliens in it nothing to see there like totally. Well the raid didn't really work lol.

AREA 51 IS GETTING RAIDED!

by StormyBoi September 23, 2019

Area 51

A shit event that took 2 month to plan ahead. And when it finally happened, they got stopped by 2 officers. That’s all it took to Ruin a 2-month plan. It was also Awkward as shit.

Friend: YOOO THAT AREA 51 EVENT WAS SO SICK!!!!
Me: If you don’t shut the fuck up about that Area 51 bull shut I’m going to pull your arms off and shove it up your ass

by Dat_Boi33 September 26, 2019