A Really Cute Dork

Some ugly kid with a birds nest for hair

Mercy: I think you need your eyes checked, and the correct terminology is a really cute dork

by PigLink June 16, 2020

Double Dork

Double penetration

Me and my mate were with your girlfriend last night. Man, she really loves being double dorked.

by More Power June 2, 2010

Dork wedge

A wedge of numerous dorks of all shades, a blob of dorks.

The dork wedge was slowly moving up the sidewalk, laughing at that dude like there was something wrong with him for having the audacity to be there on a sidewalk they owned.

by Solid Mantis May 20, 2021

dork web

the section of the dark web where ur mom would be sold

person 1: where can i go buy ur mom?
person 2: on the dork web of course! :)

by Questionforgodwhy April 8, 2021

emo dork

a socially awkward, weeb who often dresses in dark clothes, and has a hairstyle covering majority of their face

"Bro, did you see Elyse today? Such an emo dork!"

by awildboat September 23, 2021

Dork-off

When two or more people who possess similar passionate tastes in various hobbies, areas of study and other pursuits deemed "dorky" or "nerdy" engage in a non-sanctioned competition wherein the winner is crowned by their superior knowledge in said category.

We had a total dork-off while discussing trilobites and animal bones at the gem and mineral show.

by Skulldogman February 8, 2017

dork snorkeler

1. An ass-kisser

2. One who performs fellacio frequently

1. I see you bought the boss a new tie - you're such a dork snorkeler.

2. Dude, you should just take her back to your crib; I hear she's a straight dork snorkeler.

by saulgoode-42 March 6, 2009