Cheese Grater

A "Cheese Grater" is someone of incredibly low inteligence. The term Cheese Grater comes from the belief that all inteligent people start with a base I.Q. Like cheese (you start with so much), and these imbeciles come along and shred every precious point from you; simmilarly to how one grates a cheese block.

Teacher: Melissa, explain to me the importance of Planck's Constant.

Melissa: What did you say? Are you talking to me? Cause, um like I'm in the middle of texting some important people , duh.

T: Melissa you stupid cheese grater, get out.

M: But I didn't do anything

by LetMyThoughtsBeMine July 13, 2016

cheese for everyone!

A common phrase used by the Daedric Lord Shegorah in the popular video game TES IV: Oblivion

YOU: "Hello Shegorah! What's up?"
HIM: "cheese for everyone!"
YOU: "...ok then"

by Adoring_Fan_No.2 March 6, 2010

cheese union

A force much like the Soviet Union exept it’s better in every way, there are multiple gangs within the boundaries of the walls of the cheese union. Some of these gangs are the HEHEHE gang, or the cheddar gang. Some gangs are bigger than others, an example could be the cheddar gang, which tourtures all normies that are in sight. The cheese union highly supports communism, and very much dislikes 🧢Italism. It is currently at war with the U.S.A, but is relying on Canada to give them maple syrup for fuel for their highly powerful mozzarella tanks. Almost all of the weapons designed by the cheese union are souly powered my different types of cheese. This however grants all weapons useless as the cheese is too amazing. All vegans will be forced to eat gallons upon gallons of cheese as this is the cheese unions one and only goal.

The cheese union plans to eliminate all vegans.

Person 1: *vegan*
Cheese union: *pew pew pew bang pow ratatata*

by SomeRandomDemon October 20, 2020

frankie cheese

Frankie’s cheese that comes out of his cock

Frankie pulled out his cock and gave us some cheese that is Frankie cheese

by Secr0t March 22, 2021

twat cheese

1. A chunky yeast infection.
2. When a skank doesn't wash her twat.

He found a pair of undies with twat cheese drifting in a Wal-Mart parking lot.
twat cheese} {skank} yeast infection {chunky cheese}

by LaQuifa December 2, 2014

Cheese Peel

When one pulls down the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis to reveal an inordinate amount of smegma around the glans.

I was going to give Frank a blowie last night but I threw up on my mouth a little bit when I pulled his cock and did a cheese peel. Needless to say that did not go in my mouth. He settled for a frothy handy instead.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2016

Printer Cheese

Cheese that has been dropped into the laser printer at work by a sloppy co-worker walking around while eating snacks.

Alyx, did you see that printer cheese that someone left in the printer?

by Alfred! July 14, 2009