Skeet Beat

When you cum on a girl's chest and smear it on your hand,then slap her on face

During sex my girlfriend called me by another name so I gave her the Skeet Beat

by Rj Mackers April 28, 2021

skeet nug

A nugget (or, by extension, a person/place/thing/idea) of less than desirable standing; one that possesses such qualities, an insult

Amber was being a skeet nug to me today at work, what is her problem?

by Francisco, El Specialisto July 23, 2011

Yeet and skeet

The good ole Dwight tactic. Yeeting and skeeting is when u date/have sex with someone and throw them away like the condom u had sex with em with.

Me:Maaan, I gave that bitch the heave ho

Friend: The what?
Me: You know ejaculate and evacuate
Friend: What?

Me: You know... yeet and skeet
Friend: Ooooohhhh. Niiiicccee

by Big thiccy boi July 8, 2019

Skreet Skeeting

The act of boiling flavored condoms releasing the aromatics, which contain alcohol then drinking the liquid, which can get you high for as long as 10 to 12 hours.

The students have been out skreet skeeting on the weekends after running out of all other options, and hope.

by Mookscast July 28, 2022

The skeet god

A person who skeets toward the point where his skeet is now transparent

Oh shit bro ur the skeet god said jackie

by bill cosby number 1 February 2, 2018

Skeet Popped

is when a guy is about to bust when having sex with his girl then pulls out and as he bust he squeezes his donk then pulls up and aims for his girls eyes and releases the shot to blind the victim.

I Skeet Popped your beezy! I skeet popped your mom!

by iSkeet707 January 7, 2012

uncle skeet

the uncle who just wants to skeet all the way inside your butthole

"uhh my ass, what an uncle skeet"

by Uncle_Skeet May 5, 2018