Creamy Pete

Chicken Pie topped with Greek Yoghurt and a little bit of parsley.

Dad: hey son want a creamy pete
Son: fuck you dad i want mcdonalds bitch

by Slimy Meg December 6, 2024

Pete Slam Batten

An extreme session of masturbation to help relieve stress and sexual tension.

After a long stressful day before bed, I enjoy a good Pete Slam Batten to fall into a deep slumber.

by Spaghetti And Pete-balls April 23, 2020

Pete-ing around

To do various “goofy ah” actions like sticking up bunny ears behind a friend’s head in a group picture.

Kai: Bro you looking bionical *slips on banana peel*

Alex: Nah you’re Pete-ing around bro

by Big Gigs July 1, 2022

Slippery Pete

A male who is willing to wait in the lurch for his roommate to take a momentary sex break; only then to seize the moment and seamlessly slide in sex with the unknowing woman.

God damn Jimmy, pulled a slippery Pete on me and started banging my chick when I went to get water!

by Kozbot December 1, 2017

pete zapepsi

What you say in place of saying Pizza and Pepsi

Yo Evola....i was thinking about ordering some more Pete Zapepsi?

by Ringo Slang July 13, 2014

Stinky Pete

When one cums on their own face

Had a fat wank last night and did a stinky Pete

by Jefe Kent May 28, 2019

Pete

An unfortunate tragedy of events occur when an individual doesn’t apply Pete Repellent (PP) regularly to their lips and is exposed by the sun or a drop in their immune system.

Ah fok Juzzy, I think I’m getting a Pete!

Do you have any PP on you?

Yes, of course. That was arrogant to not bring any.

by Pete Retief May 11, 2023