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Zombie leg

When you get an erection while you are walking, and startwalking like a zombie because of it.
mate i saw dis well fit bird last night and got a zombie leg walkin past her.
by besti76 May 31, 2007
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Obama Zombie

One who has political beliefs motivated by social image.

One who refuses to make political decisions independent of the media.

Obama Zombies present themselves as very political.
Jill is an Obama Zombie. She threw out her Lysol spray and bought expensive eco-friendly cleaner. Now she doesn't feel guilty. She has one Che Guevara shirt, one Obama shirt, and one Gandhi shirt, all three made in China.
by Mug time October 31, 2008
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Zombie Thread

A forum thread that has been dead for over a week and then out of nowhere some asshole brings it back to life.
This thread wont die!!!!!!
Damn zombie thread!
by Ormsby<3 June 21, 2011
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zombie bukkake

When a massive swarm of the undead knocks you down, surrounds you completely, and abuses you endlessly with aggressive and vehement exertions until you are limp and thoroughly dead yourself. Since you're on the ground, your head is roughly at level with the zombies' decaying bollocks.

Don't let this happen to you.
Brad was an unfortunate victim of zombie bukkake when he accidentally attracted the zombies' attention. His heartwrenching cries could be heard from the overwhelming mass of the dead.
by lolology March 31, 2009
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Abercrombie Zombie

A person who buys their clothes at Abercrombie & Fitch. As opposed to someone who buys their clothes at Gap, Hot Topic, Old Navy, Sears, or the Salvation Army. Apparently, the simple fact of where they shop determines their intelligence level. Who knew?
"While we're at the mall, I need to head to Abercrombie & Fitch for a second."
"You Abercrombie Zombie! I didn't realize you were a stupid frat-boy who wants to look like everyone else."
"Actually, I just need to pick up a pair of jeans. It won't take long. You can wait outside."
by Emily December 28, 2005
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Zombies of the Potomac

An overly conservative approach taken by the undead in Zombie Fantasy Football that conjures up thoughts of the pre-Grant Union Army.
I can't believe they only attacked three teams this week. It's like we're fighting the Zombies of the Potomac.
by Pedro Estrian November 1, 2009
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Zombie dick

What your finger looks like after injuring and becoming an absolute bloody mess under neath the fingernail
"You were so trashed last night when you slammed your finger in the door. How's that feeling today"
"Well, it feels fine, but it looks like a zombie dick"
by bamasa37sb34 January 19, 2014
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