1. anyone grazing around the crowd on a dance floor.
2. anyone who is considerably "too fat" to even be on a dance floor.
2. anyone who is considerably "too fat" to even be on a dance floor.
1. "I bumped into a wood cow last night while I was performing some of my awesome moves."
2. "Someone get a cattle prod and move that wood cow off the floor before it cracks."
2. "Someone get a cattle prod and move that wood cow off the floor before it cracks."
by Anthony Melvin September 15, 2009
Get the wood cowmug. by Jaredsfootlong May 6, 2018
Get the zachary woodmug. My grandma’s funeral was so awkaward. I stood up to speak out about her life but I was sporting some rowdy mourning wood. I was rock hard.
by GabePriest January 22, 2018
Get the Mourning Woodmug. by Brzaukee March 21, 2015
Get the slap the woodmug. A person of any gender who stands on the corner of an alley with hard wood, otherwise known as an erection while hollering obesities.
Hey good looking wanna try this meat missile in your weiner coozie. Oh john stop being a gutter wood.
by bb714 February 8, 2015
Get the gutter woodmug. Traveler: I was wondering what that hunting bow is made of?
Merchant: Meedle wood of course. Only the finest wood in all the lands
Merchant: Meedle wood of course. Only the finest wood in all the lands
by David_tater July 5, 2022
Get the Meedle Woodmug. 