facebook window shoppers

People who join facebook sales groups and say they will buy items, so the seller holds on to the item for them, but the buyer never turns up.

facebook window shoppers - me plz
facebook window shoppers - can i have this
facebook window shoppers - will collect tomoz

by robbie141267 July 31, 2012

complacency window

The time just after you score a goal in FIFA when you are more susceptible to an equaliser or another goal being scored against you as you are a) suffering from hubris b) you aren't concentrating very hard.

1: I can't believe you just got a goal back.
2: that's the complacency window mate.
1: it's not fair when you have Ronaldo

by Wordman30001 October 7, 2013

noodle window

Noodle window (noun)

: the period of time I am available for Vietnamese noodle soup
: the zipper/fly area of my jeans

Dude, my noodle window is open. Yours?

by wonfuji March 8, 2014

yolo window

The time that elapses from the time one says 'yolo' in a non-ironic fashion to the time they realize whatever they are doing was probably not the greatest idea. Usually accompanied by a gung-ho attitude while getting a neck tattoo or chugging four Jager Bombs. During the yolo window, one is often either inebriated or just in a state of poor critical thinking, and it's unwise to make big decisions during this time, but it usually happens anyway.

'He thought he could win the pie eating contest. That yolo window closed after about 90 seconds.'

'Don't talk to Mikey about his ex right now. He's been drinking Jame-O straight all night and he's still in the yolo window.'

by Fox Islander November 5, 2015

Dick window

A person who is missing their front 4 teeth, on the top and bottom row to allow a dick to enter.

Hey you want to go downtown and find a crackhead with a Dick Window?

by Big_nick357 March 29, 2016

fogged window

When a girl with glasses is giving a guy a blow job and he nuts on her glasses and makes her wear them.

" bro, I was fucking this hot girl with glasses last night and I totally gave her a fogged window"

by Lavenderjonesxclamanix November 7, 2017

Creaky Window

Where one has a fart on the mic and tries to play it off as being their window creaking.
Commonly found when playing on PlayStation 4 when talking to friends.

"Oh my god. My windows CREAKING again."
"Alright, Whos got a Creaky Window?"
"My WINDOW just CREAKED again."

by NinjaDave February 12, 2018