sara jones

a hot ass girl her insta is @imsarakate

sara jones is thicc asf

by hehe booty May 31, 2019

jumbo jones

A gigantic jumbo polish/weiner hot dog from Kelly's Deli.

I had a jumbo jones for lunch today! It was MASSIVE.

by Party Tony November 5, 2013

Cracked Jones

Big strong Jones is cracked. Loves mom and crack. Beats his classmates with a baseball bat.

Oh shit it’s cracked jones! Please save me!
Cracked Jones: You DIDNt REcYCLe THe MOtHeRfUCkInG PAPEr yoU PIeCE Of DhiR You mUsT Die11!!!!!!!}!#!!}’t

by Hagbbsfgbcfgbvghhv October 11, 2023

willie jones

When you have to shit and are unsure you can make it to the restroom.

Derives from the movie "Friday." When Craig's father "Willie Jones" has to shit so badly he is not sure if he will make it to the restroom.

I got to Willie Jones!

by ChrisJD85 August 27, 2016

Micheal Jones

Micheal Jones is the second in command of the warriors and the 11th generation chosen in the book series ‘Atlantis: Lost World’. He is half monster and the descendant of a long line of warriors.

You know, I don’t know how Jojo Pejuang deals with having Micheal Jones on the team.

by Mingain September 23, 2021

Chuck Jones

Quite possibly the best animator in history. Best known for his work on Looney Tunes. He made characters like Elmer Fudd, Pepe Le Pew, Roadrunner and Coyote and Marvin the Martian. He was clearly the Walt Disney of Warner Bros. Cartoons.

Daffy Duck: Wabbit Season!
Bugs Bunny Duck Season!
Me: Chuck Jones has gotta be the greatest director in animation history.

by OhNo S. November 10, 2022

Jone Bag

Looks like a cinnamon roll, could actually kill you.

Commonly used phrase: you will suffer
Minimalist, wears only one sweater every day. Probably changed shirt?

A cool guy, might let you copy off of his work
Is NOT fucking around he will slit your fucking throat.
Chooses not to do any non-math homework

Person 1: oh no I didnt finish my homework
Person 2: it's okay, Jone didn't even try to do his
Person 1: who's Jone?
Person 2: that's Jone Bag, that one scrub who cleans, but doesnt change his CLOTHES

by IdkWater February 23, 2019