Wintertined

To disappear at the last second right as someone is gonna give you something for free, leaving you without any free goodies and having to watch everyone enjoy their goodies for free

I was buying every one something to drink and Kevin got wintertined, again! Leaving him without anything to drink while all of our thirst were quenched.

by vv11boi July 28, 2011

wintercourse

sexual arousal during wintah time
jk, no definition needed

Julie and I stayed inside and had wintercourse since it was freezing fucking cold outside.

by theblackpanther August 11, 2011

winter mexican

A Canadian

Person 1-whats your race?
Person 2-winter Mexican

by Boops-n-Bops July 2, 2017

Winter guard

A bunch of girls and guys(typically of the gay variety) that dance and spin with flags and do other LGBT things. Typically includes very tight-fitting spandex

Man look at all the spandex on Dom, he must be doing winter guard

by Reginald buffwanger October 25, 2018

Winterguard

for people that have absolutely nothing better to do. Usually take it completely seriously and consider it to be a sport... which it is not. see colorguard which is also not a sport.

I think that they should cut football and give funding to Winterguard. - losergirl

Yea, I can really picture everyone going to winterguard competitions..

by aladatrouble May 13, 2005

winternet

An alternative to the term, internet. Combining both the terms WEB and INTERNET into one.

I'm going to get online, and check my email on the winternet.

by Henry Aird February 6, 2005

winter teeth

adj. Two above and three below. Describes a person who is missing more than a few teeth.

Kev: "Check that out, she's got winter teeth, two above and three below"
Erin: "She's obviously never heard of a toothbrush..."

by Kevin Herr December 7, 2007