National Watch Hentai Day

July 20, a day where everyone is allowed to watch hentai and cosplay as hentai characters without no consequences!

Bro 1: *Dressed as a sexy anime girl.*

Bro 2: "Bro wth?"
Bro 1: Hey don't judge me bro, it's National Watch Hentai Day.
Bro 2: Oh okay bro, it's all good then. *Starts watching hentai*

by Bob_the_Gob July 20, 2022

tip watcher

when a best friend waits for you to get out of a relationship to get with that person

That man oghie a tip watcher

by CLBBBL August 26, 2022

Ball Watcher

A Ball Watcher is someone who repeatedly looks at another man’s balls any chance he gets. It can be in the shower, in the bathroom, or just during silly time in their apartment. Typically not sexual in nature, a Ball Watcher just gets pure joy from watching another man’s balls. It’s often a associated with obsessive compulsive disorder.

Synonyms: Testicle Testifier, Scrotum Scrutinizer, Nut Notifier

I whipped my dick out as a joke a couple times and this dude Zuck looked every time man! I’m beginning to think this guy is a ball watcher…

by J-Bone01 September 28, 2022

I watched my grandpa say penis

It was a sad day, that day. I, Youngboy Never Broke Again, watched my grandpa say penis.

"I watched my grandpa say penis". "Damn bro, nice cock btw."

by bbq bacon burger December 25, 2022

ex-watching

looking for someone while walking in a place that has a high probability of them being there, but hoping not to find them.

~whilst walking on campus~
Friend 1: you look a bit distracted
Friend 2: yeah, ever since Mary and I broke up I am ex-watching while on campus

by socialmediahater March 5, 2023

Porn watcher

someone who watches people shove their pp in a hole

me: sees on laptop
me: runs over to check search history
*sees porn hub all over search history*
person who owns the laptop: HEY! STOP TOUCHING MY LAPTOP
me: hell nahh u got so much porn on it u porn watcher
person: STOP IT or ill...
me: what show me porn or something?

by KIDBRO September 25, 2023

Movie You Could Watch Muted

A movie that has plenty of eye-candy to see, therefore worth watching without sound just to look at the good-looking people.

"Who's in that new movie coming out this weekend?"

"Ryan Reynold's, and the previews show him shirtless!"

"That's a movie you could watch muted!"

by Shmily51102 August 1, 2012