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Dating Website

A website for the depressed who are looking for someone. A profile picture could look hot but is fake. The statistics and stories that you see on ads are a bunch of bull. 80% of the people on these sites are fat chicks, 19.9% are creepy perverts, and the .1% are desperate people looking getting their hopes up for nothing.
Guy 1: So I went on this girl I met on a dating website last night.
Guy 2: Wow..., ummm...cool?
Guy 1: She is coming here soon.
Guy 2: Well, good luck.
Fat chick bursts through wall.
Guy 2: Hey! Is that her?
by Jackie Chan>Chuck Norris November 6, 2010
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webzine

Part of Speech: noun
Definition: a magazine published on the Internet
Etymology: web + magazine
Well we're just a wet dream for the webzine
Make us it, make us hip, make us scene
Or, shrug us off your shoulders
Don't approve a single word that we wrote

Panic! At The Disco - London Beckoned Songs About Money Written By Machine Lyrics
by nigggaaa March 12, 2006
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bradie webb

drummer for aussie band short stack. also a sexy piece of work with a hot smile. he also likes spiderman
saw short stack play, bradie webb looked hotter than spongebob nude
by hayleybabeyo April 20, 2009
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art webb 1986

Rake Yohn's brother.
by Art Webb 1986 November 6, 2003
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Alex Webster

Awesome bassist for two equally awesome Death Metal bands: Hate Eternal and Cannibal Corpse.
Alex webster's excessively technical style makes him one of the best bassists in the American Death Metal scene.
by wormaldson June 13, 2009
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webgirl

Usually an amateur model, pornographic or otherwise, whose image appears on more than one website that would display such content.
I've seen that pic somewhere before....she must be a webgirl.
by JDynamO October 21, 2005
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webwank

An impromptu visit to redtube, pornhub or similar whilst browsing the internet to get your rocks off
email; check. ebay; check. facebook; check. im bored, what now? oh yeah... i'll have a webwank
by jazzitup80 February 27, 2009
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