Working For The Bank

Used to express one's feeling of Disillusion and disappointment at society, when the efforts your daily job and career are nothing but an ultimately pointless activity, that never benefits you as an individual, and only benefits the people higher up society's food chain, like bankers and corporations. A general feeling of bein sick and tired of the daily grind of jobs, working, and civilisation.

Wife: "How was it today in the office?"

husband:"Oh, I've just a long day working for the bank".

Wife: "That bad, huh? Don't worry. We have all times like that".

e.g. 2-

Recently guaduated student: "As the world stands now before me, I'm not sure if I really do want spend my life working for the bank".

by The Squarepusher May 4, 2011

work juice

A mixture of juice or coffee with alcohol hidden in a Starbucks or other commercial type container disguised as a normal drink to be consumed at work.

I was not going to survive this meeting but luckily John brought us all work juice to make it through.

by KFed86 July 18, 2019

Working Beast

When a south wales mush wants to make out like something is good at what it does

"That dog is a working beast"

"My car is a working beast"
"My toothbrush is classsss, aa right working beast"

by Plumms July 21, 2019

Work Evader

Someone who tries everything they can to get out of doing work. A person, when asked to so something they say there on there way to go help someone sand floors or some other non related task.
A lazy person that acts super busy when someone is looking at them.

Look at that lazy fuck, he's such a fucking work evader ! ! !

by Mystical creature October 9, 2019

work-bump

When you drive by a buddys location of employment and don't have time to visit but want to tell them you love them anyway. Wait to text them until you are at a complete stop, DO NOT TEXT AND DRIVE.
Like a house-bump but for work.

(via text)

you: work-bump

buddy: aw! love you too bro.

by some-random-guy November 17, 2018

cold work

something done that is not kool or is just fucked up.

"Yo when that nigga switched sides and jumped his man like that, that was cold work."

by Craig WiIliams May 13, 2005

Moon work

its when you have a lot of work for the next day and you want to do something much fun or important (or you just want to hide the fact that you have work to do but you dont want anybody to find out) during the day so you rather do it at night. best way to do it is wait till everybody is sleep at your house (if you live with some one)drink half a cup of coffe so you can sleep the few hours you have left but and be awaken when you are doing your work

last night i moon worked and im so tired right now

by Neko sama October 15, 2018