Shootin' the Works

When you go to the sacred level beyond that of ham in any type of environment. Few reach this level and those who do are in an exclusive club. Baloney->Ham->Shootin the Works!!!.
WARNING: Shootin the Works can cause EXTREME damage.

bro during that fight he went above ham"."oh so he was shootin' the works

by [The New Work Makers] December 12, 2010

cold work

Adj. To call something harsh or wrong.
V. the act of doing cruel or unkindly

"You peep that shit cuz"
"yea that was cold work"

by C-Dub May 13, 2005

working joe

The synthetics from the horror game alien: isolation. They are called the working joe and become very hostile once they see you breaking any rules. They follow apollo which is an AI who makes decisions based on its owners which are seegson in the first part of the game but later gets bought by the weyland yutani corporation.

Seegson: you always know a working joe!

Amanda Ripley: whats going on with the working joe's?
Marshal Waits: I don't know.

by Theworkingjoe May 24, 2022

Work Evader

Someone who tries everything they can to get out of doing work. A person, when asked to so something they say there on there way to go help someone sand floors or some other non related task.
A lazy person that acts super busy when someone is looking at them.

Look at that lazy fuck, he's such a fucking work evader ! ! !

by Mystical creature October 9, 2019

work-bump

When you drive by a buddys location of employment and don't have time to visit but want to tell them you love them anyway. Wait to text them until you are at a complete stop, DO NOT TEXT AND DRIVE.
Like a house-bump but for work.

(via text)

you: work-bump

buddy: aw! love you too bro.

by some-random-guy November 17, 2018

squirt works

Is what happens when you are fingering a woman so proficiently that she starts violently squirting all over your forearm, stomach and legs leaving a large puddle of liquid on the floor to mop up with a towel. If squirt works is accomplished it is almost guaranteed the woman will fall in love with you and your skills; be careful.

Last night I met this girl at the bar who invited me back to her place where I fingered her so hard squirt works emanated from between her legs

by Cjd1981#C.Kent July 4, 2017

working remotely

The act of taking a dump while being on one's smartphone doing either things pertaining to work or looking at sites to prolong your dump to get out of doing work.

Manager: "Time to start making phone calls!"
Worker: "I'll be working remotely...."

by bige42785 August 25, 2011